Linda Barrett Quotes in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?

Linda Barrett: A quart or so.

Stacy Hamilton: Linda, I finally figured it out. I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex.

Linda Barrett: Yeah, Stacy? What do you want?

Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance.

Linda Barrett: You want romance? In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance!

Linda Barrett: Did you hear that surfer guy pulled a knife on Mr. Hand?

Stacy Hamilton: No he didn't. He just called him a dick.

Linda Barrett: People exaggerate so much around here.

[first lines]

Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?

Linda Barrett: Did you see his cute little butt?

Linda Barrett: Hi Brad, you know how cute I always thought you were.

Linda Barrett: [after Stacy had sex for the fist time] So tell me, do you like Ron?

Stacy Hamilton: I like Ron. But it hurts so bad.

Linda Barrett: Don't worry. Keep doing it, it gets a lot better, I swear.

Linda Barrett: What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.