Limo Driver Quotes in No Holds Barred (1989)

Rip Thomas: What's that SMELL?

Limo Driver: Dooo... dooo... doookie!

Rip Thomas: [disgusted] "Dookie"?

[Peg visits Peter on the Dr Strangelove set, but he stays in character as Strangelove the whole time]

Limo Driver: How was lunch with your son, Mrs Sellers?

Peg Sellers: I don't know really. I didn't see him.

Limo Driver: So you love this girl?

Greg: Uh, no. I wouldn't go that far.

Limo Driver: Fucking Limeys...

[Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver]

Charlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.

Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free "Willy."

Charlie Baileygates: Do you people take checks?

Limo Driver: Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?

Charlie Baileygates: No, no, no, no, God, no! Your company.

Limo Driver: Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur!

Charlie Baileygates: I never said anything remotely racist!

Limo Driver: Oooh, so it's the little people thing, than?

Charlie Baileygates: No!

Limo Driver: You think just coz I'm small you can just push me around? Well, come on my friend. Let's boogie! I'm gonna give a little lesson in low center of gravity!

[Limo Driver chases Charlie]

Charlie Baileygates: Hey, cut it! Stop it now, Sir!

Limo Driver: Don't patronize me with that 'Sir' crap!

Simon Foster: I feel like we should have hookers, do you know what I mean? I mean in here... now.

Limo Driver: Do you want girls?

Simon Foster: No, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. No, sorry. No hookers, it was just a joke. I hate hookers. Not in an aggressive way, but, no, thank you.

Heather Langenkamp: I'm hardly a star.

Limo Driver: What, are you kidding? I love your stuff. The first was the best. Where the girlfriend's cut open and dragged across the ceiling. It was awesome. And when all that blood comes ouf your boyfriend's bed? I thought I'd shit. But they never should've killed off Freddy.