Lily Munster Quotes in Munster, Go Home! (1966)

Eddie Munster: Mom, how come Pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany.

Lily Munster: Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left Doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany...

Herman: [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son.

Lily Munster: ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.

Lily Munster: [Lily and Grandpa are 'borrowing' a couple of horses] Grandpa, what if we get caught?

Grandpa Munster: Listen, it won't be the first time I was hanged as a horse thief.

Lily Munster: Marilyn, if you should happen to meet any strange men on board, be sure and speak to them.

Herman: That's right, dear. Don't let your... unattractiveness make you self conscious.

Lily Munster: Oh! Freddie Munster, you're not a very nice person!

Freddie Munster: I am a thorough rotter. Like all the Munsters before me, and proud of it!