Lilo Quotes in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?

Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...

Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?

Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!

[whispering]

Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?

Hula Teacher: Fish?

Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!

Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

Lilo: [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.

[Stitch is running away]

Lilo: "'Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.

[looking at her picture of her dead parents]

Lilo: I remember everyone that leaves.

Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?

[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]

Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.

[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]

Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"

Lilo: No more caffeine for you.

Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?

Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Lilo: I knew it!

Lilo: Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...

Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog!

David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog?

Lilo: Uh huh... He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

Lilo: [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?

Nani: He hasn't been here that long!

Lilo: Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.

[Nani stops]

Lilo: "Ohana" means family. Family means...

Lilo, Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.

Lilo: Or...?

Nani: ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.

[Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]

Stitch: Merry Christmas.

Jumba: It's not Christmas.

Stitch: Happy Channukah!

Jumba: It's not Channukah!

[Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]

Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?

Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!

Jumba: One potato!

Stitch: Two potato!

Jumba: Three potato!

Stitch: Four!

Jumba: Five potato!

Stitch: Six potato!

Jumba: Seven potato more!

Stitch: My...

Jumba: mother...

Stitch: told...

Jumba: me...

Stitch: you...

Jumba: are...

Stitch: ...it.

Jumba: Ha! I win!

[gun explodes in his hands]

Lilo: A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!

[Pushes Nani out of her room]

Lilo: Can't you go any faster?

Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!

[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]

Lilo: No, it's not!

Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!

Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?

Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.

Grand Councilwoman: You look familiar.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.

Grand Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?

Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.

Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.

Nani: Yeah, well, from now on...

Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.

Nani: Yeah?

Lilo: [on the verge of tears ] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

Nani: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?

Lilo: Like a lobster!

Nani: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!

Lilo: You came back.

Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.

Lilo: [explaining the death of her parents to Stitch] It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.

Nani: Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Nice to meet you.

Lilo: Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.

Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?

Lilo: I'm adjusted.

[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]

Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...

[Nani pumps her fist in triumph]

Lilo: and get disciplined?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?

Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.

[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]

Lilo: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?

Lilo: Uh huh... in a pillow case...

Nani: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.

Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

David: She thinks it's fancy?

Lilo: [Stitch is tearing one of her paintings] No, that's from my blue period!

Lilo: Hello? Are there any animals in here?

[Stitch appears]

Lilo: Hi!

Stitch: H... h... hi!

[Hugs her]

Lilo: Wow!

Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.

Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?

[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]

Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!

Lilo: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!

Nani: And quieter!

Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!

[Lilo slams her bedroom door]

Nani: [screaming] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!

Lilo: I'm already in my room!

[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]

Lilo: Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.

Nani: I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

Lilo: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.

Nani: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!

Lilo: No!

Nani: No, you don't understand?

Lilo: No!

Nani: No, what?

Lilo: Noooo!

[slumps down on the floor]

Lilo: This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?

Stitch: Okay.

Lilo: [praying] It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Heard you lost your job.

Nani: Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...

[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a ball]

Nani: Hey!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: What is that?

Lilo: That's my puppy.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Really?

[Adjusts neck]

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?

Nani: Perfectly.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?

Lilo: Uh... yes?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: New job. Model citizen.

[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Good day.

Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.

[Stitch throws a convulsive fit]

Lilo: Are you okay?

Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!

Rescue lady: You have to think of a name for him.

Lilo: His name is... "Stitch."

Rescue lady: But that's not a real name...

[Nani gesturing "NO"]

Rescue lady: in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is.

Lilo: Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!

Lilo: [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion] One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.

Nani: [runs to take Lilo] Oh, Lilo.

[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door]

Nani: Please don't do this.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: You know I have no choice.

Nani: No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: You're making this harder than it needs to be.

Nani: But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: [points to the exploded house] IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie.

Myrtle Edmonds: [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her] Does this look infected to you?

Lilo: Yeah!

Myrtle Edmonds: You'd better not have rabies.

Girl: If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...

Lilo: Are you playing dolls?

[the others hide their dolls]

Myrtle Edmonds: You don't have a doll.

Lilo: [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack] This is Scrump.

[other girls gasp in horror]

Lilo: I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...

[notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump]

Lilo: [to Nani] You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!

Lilo: I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.

Myrtle Edmonds: That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw!

other girls: Yeeaahh!

[after they wipe out while surfing]

Lilo: What happened?

Nani: Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.

Lilo: Oh, my camera's full again!

[Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall]

Lilo: Aren't they beautiful?

[Nani makes a face, looking creeped-out]