Lillian Brooks Quotes in All I Want for Christmas (1991)

Paramedic #1: Are you Lillian Brooks?

Lillian Brooks: Yes, I'm THE Lillian Brooks!

Paramedic #1: Yeah, and I'm Luis Hernandez.

Lillian Brooks: Never use the word "lovely" darling. It's the mark of the jerk.

Michael O'Fallon: How's my favorite ex-mother-in-law and second lady of the American theatre?

Lillian Brooks: Fine. And quite happy to see you. Though I can't say the same for your ex-wife, though you haven't even asked about her yet.

Sylvia: I thought it might be enchanting to have the bridesmaids in little jodhpurs and carrying riding crops festumed with baby's breath.

Lillian Brooks: That could be enchanting. In a stable.

Lillian Brooks: [about Tony] I don't believe he knows 500 people.

Lillian Brooks: We've got rats. You wouldn't know anything about vermin, would you Tony?

Lillian Brooks: [on the phone] I've just returned from a very expensive night at the Charlisle to find a $1200 bill form your branch of Rodent Murder Incorporated and no rats.

Man on phone: Do you want the bodies?

Lillian Brooks: No, I don't want the actual rat bodies. I want proof that you found something in this house other than a grade A sucker.

Lillian Brooks: [as Tony leaves] Now we *know* all the rats are gone.