Lila Quotes in Lila & Eve (2015)

Lila: Maybe we could help each other

Bill Firpo: Where are you going?

Lila: [frightened] It's a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.

Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.

Lila: Well the bank is across the street.

Lila: Hurry back, honey.

Lila: Fuck me like a black guy, Eddie, come on!

Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.

Lila: Oh, hi Dad.

Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.

Lila: How do you know my name?

Doc: Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.

Lila: I wouldn't change a darn thing because it made me who I am today, and do you know who I am today?

Eddie Cantrow: Who are you.

Lila: I'm Mrs. Edmond Cantrow.

Eddie Cantrow: Edward.

Lila: Edward? You didn't tell me that!

Lila: Oh Grouchy Marx, calm down.

Eddie Cantrow: You're in debt? What kind of debt?

Lila: You know, the kind where you owe a lot of money to people.

Judy: I'm Jeremy.

Lila: You're a man?

Judy: No, no, no, no, no, not really. Not ever. I was born into a man's body but I've always been a woman and well, after the final surgery...

Lila: I think I need a little drink.

Lila: I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. SO, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.

Lila: [asking about Maggie] What is going on with her these days?

Judy: You'd have to ask her that, Lila.

Lila: So, there is something going on?

Judy: Oh, well, she's nineteen. There's always something going on when you're nineteen.

Lila: So, you're working in a discount bookstore, huh?

Maggie: I am? Oh! "Ten Percent."

Lila: Kim, dear, do you have a boyfriend?

Kim: [Politely] No, I don't.

Kim: [Meaningful look in Maggie's direction] Funny, that.

[Maggie starts to giggle]

Lila: You know what they say about cello players- they like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.

Dylan: Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!

Dylan: I found him down by the pier.

Lila: Oh you bad dog! I should spank you.

Dylan: Ooh, hey, I was down by the pier too.

Dr. Irving Finegarten: Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I'm the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L'chaim!

Tim Culley: I thought that was a chaser.

Dr. Irving Finegarten: Where would Salk or Pasteur be if they hadn't taken chances?

[Turns to Lila]

Dr. Irving Finegarten: Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus.

Lila: Want me to do it for ya?

Dr. Irving Finegarten: Are you perchance a nurse?

Lila: No, I used to be a junkie.

Dr. Irving Finegarten: Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?

Lila: You're the doctor.

Dr. Irving Finegarten: Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.

Jeff Lang: [about her pet] At least he's in peace now.

Lila: Maybe. Maybe he's lost in the dark swirling abyss of nothingness.

Lila: ...all fart, and no follow through, as my gran would say...

Lila: get some sleepbaby, I'll wake you once dinner's ready

Jack Moss: let's just stay here a little while

Lila: Now come on honey, I got to start dinner

Jack Moss: You don't have to start now, why don't you start it later?

Lila: [hesitant] Oh come on Jack I... I

[she glances at Kirshner]

Jack Moss: Is he bothering you? I'll cover his head with a pillowcase.

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: [with disgust] You must be joking! Is that all you people think about?

Lila: [with disgust] It's no use honey, maybe when I get used to it

[walks off]

Jack Moss: [turns to Kirshner] Now you know you got to go!

Jack Moss: It's all right, honey, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Lila: You get into more shit...

Lila: I'm like a Ferrari in a junkyard.

Victor "Gaucho" Ribera: Don't talk like that about Georgia - or Jonathan. He's a great man!

Lila: Hah hah. There are no great men, buster! There's only men!

Lila: I forgot to tell you, Georgia. I saw the picture. Thought you were swell.

Victor "Gaucho" Ribera: To give truth to a performance, there's nothing like love.

Georgia Lorrison: Love is for the very young.

Lila: Love is for the birds!

Lila: Let me see your knife. Can I carve my name in your face?