Lieutenant Talinsky Quotes in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?

Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.

Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here!

Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!

Lieutenant Talinsky: Again. When you hear door, you say

[puts money on table]

Lieutenant Talinsky: "I'm in the bathroom, I'll meet you there."

Bellboy: I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there.

Lieutenant Talinsky: [sighs, puts more money on table] Again!

[singing]

Lieutenant Talinsky: I'm in the bathrooom, I'll meet you theeere.

Bellboy: [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, meet you theeere.

Lieutenant Talinsky: [grumbling in frustration, knocks desk with his fist twice]

Bellboy: Come in.

Callahan: [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.

Irina Petrovskaya: Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Sure.

[he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]

Irina Petrovskaya: This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Okey-dokey.

[Adjusts microscope lens closer to slide, until it makes contact, cracking the slide in half. Irina shrieks in horror. Jones & Callahan cringe]

Cadet Kyle Connors: No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked!

Lieutenant Talinsky: ENOUGH!

[exits]

Irina Petrovskaya: Next assignment, Chernobyl.