Lieutenant Quotes in The Matrix (1999)

Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.

Lieutenant: I'm just doing my job. You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap... you can cram it up your ass.

Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now.

Agent Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

Johnny Storm: Semper Fi!

Lieutenant: Uh, that's the Marine Corps. We are the Army.

[First lines]

Lieutenant: [Morgan is getting dressed into her pirating capri pants and vest] You're leaving? But I thought you and I were forever... I want you so badly!

Glasspoole: [shouts from outside] Morgan! Morgan!

Lieutenant: [pulls a pistol on a surprised Morgan; with a heavy accent and over Glasspoole's shouts] But then... so does the Governor of Port Royal! He will be pleased by the capture of Morgan Adams the PIRATE.

Morgan: You knew who I was?

Lieutenant: All along.

Glasspoole: [scene show Glasspoole waiting with Bowen on their horses] Morgan! Where are you?

Morgan: [sternly] You are heartless, Lieutenant.

Lieutenant: [apologetically] My apologies, señorita.

Morgan: [suddenly smiles; as she puts her belt on] But... You are right! I thought it more amusing this way. In fact, *I* knew that *You* knew... By the way, that won't work.

[the lieutenant looks confused. King Charles, Morgan's pet monkey, hands Morgan something; which she reveals to be the lieutenant's pistol's bullets]

Morgan: See? I took your balls.

[She leaves with King Charles; leaving the lieutenant dumbfounded with his empty pistol]

Lieutenant: We've been bombing cities every day and every night all over the U.S., only people never know it.

Lieutenant: Open this door in the name of His Holiness the Bishop of Aquila.

Imperius: Be off with you. This is a house of God, not a brothel.

Lieutenant: I said open this door in the name of His Grace, the Bishop of Aquila.

Imperius: I've met the bishop, you blasphemous lout. And you look nothing like him.

Samuel: I didn't kill anyone! I said I didn't kill anyone! I am looking for my grand-daughter!

Lieutenant: Then tell me her damn name!

Samuel: I don't *know* her damn name!

Lieutenant: Any man found looting... will have the value of their property deducted from his pay.

Lieutenant: Was it you who busted Shpak's place?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: I took Kazan, I took Astrakhan, I took Revel... but never Shpak.

Lieutenant: What did you want to make a voluntary confession about?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: I confess that against my will, under the compulsion of Prince MiIoslavsky, I acted temporarily as a Tsar.

Lieutenant: A Tsar? You are a Tsar, too?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Yes, a Tsar. Ivan Vassilyevich the Terrible.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You're lying, dog!

Lieutenant: So tell me, who are you?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I am the Tsar.

Lieutenant: Nickname? Wait. Your name?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] We're the Ryuriks.

Lieutenant: First, second name?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Ivan Vassilyevich.

Lieutenant: Ivan... Date of birth?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] 1533 A.D.

Lieutenant: Joking? Very funny. Residence?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] My palace.

Maj. Steel: And just a minute, Lieutenant. Have they succeeded in locating Captain Albright?

Lieutenant: Not yet, sir.

Maj. Steel: Albright's former experience in the service will be invaluable to us in this crisis. He has volunteered to help if needed and he must be found!

Lieutenant: Get the drivers back in the truck. You're gonna take the rear, I'm gonna take the point. We're gonna back these fuckers outta here.

[a giant crane suddenly begins to lift the armored car into the air]

Lieutenant: What the fuck? They're lifting the truck! They're lifting the fucking truck! Son of a bitch!

Lieutenant: Mr. Kelly, Major Towns extends his complements, sir. He'd like to see you in the Captain's quarters, sir.

Yellowstone Kelly: He would?

Lieutenant: Yes sir, on the double, sir.

Yellowstone Kelly: You tell your major I've been a long time dry, Lieutenant. He'll have to wait.

Lieutenant: Well, he says it's important, sir.

Yellowstone Kelly: To him or me?