Libby Quotes in Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

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  • [seeing the aliens for the first time]

    Jimmy: They've evolved beyond the need for conventional bodies. They must be an advanced species, millions of years ahead of us.

    Sheen: Wow. When I blow my nose, it looks like an advanced species too.

    Cindy VortexLibby: Ewww.

  • Gordon: I got you a present

    Libby: Aww thanks

    Gordon: It's a CD, I hope you haven't got it. Because I don't have a receipt and I didn't exactly buy it.

  • Dennis: I thought it would be a good chance for me to get to know Whit a little better, so...

    Libby: Well, maybe we should all go out to dinner then?

    Dennis: Really?

    Libby: Yeah, and then we could go dancing...

    Dennis: You're joking...?

    Libby: No, not at all. And afterwards we could come back here and have a threesome.

    Dennis: [thinks it over] You *are* joking.

    Libby: Of course, I am!

  • Whit: Where you goin, where you going? You gotta be kiddin me, Dennis? You can't be serious! The guy left you at the alter, pregnant!

    Libby: [Puts Whit's wedding ring on the table] Nobody's perfect.

    Whit: Libby, Libby...

    Jake: What a shithead.

  • Libby: You can't even finish your sentence!

    Dennis: Oh... don't... don't... don't be... what's the word?

    Old Lady: Prick.

    [in the English version: "Cock."]

  • Libby: You tell everyone you know! That anytime some stupid fucking bastard wants to commit some gay ass crime that Crimson Bolt and Boltie are gonna be there to crush their little fucking evil heads in!

  • Frank D'Arbo: Maybe you need to be bored sometimes.

    Libby: You don't see them bored in comic books.

    Frank D'Arbo: That's what happens in between the panels.

    Libby: Wow, in between the panels! Is that where we are right now?

    Libby: We could do anything here.

  • Libby: [as she fondles her crotch] It's all gooshy.

  • Libby: Batman had Robin. The original Human Torch had Toro. The Flash had Kid Flash. I could be your kid sidekick!

  • Libby: Whoa, what are those?

    Frank D'Arbo: I'm not sure if I'm doing it right. If I am... bombs.

  • Libby: Frank, what! I didn't know I wasn't supposed to kill him. I mean, I'm just learning, you have to teach me these things.

  • Libby: Actually, the guy's kinda got a point. I mean, I wonder all the time why no-one's never just stood up and become a real superhero.

  • Libby: I'm Libby, by the way. And don't go making some joke about "Libby's on the label", 'cuz it just pisses me off. What's your name.

    Frank D'Arbo: Frank.

    Libby: [childishly forced laugh] Oh, I hope you'll be *frank* with me. I hope you'll continue to be frank in all of our future discussions.

  • Libby: What if they kill you?

    Frank D'Arbo: That's their business.

  • Libby: Wanna go fight some crime?

  • Libby: What about your family?

    Imogene: Uhhm, I grew up in the Atlantic City area, near the beach, so...

    Libby: Then every day was like summer, right?

    Imogene: No, every day was not like summer; every day was like being impaled with a blunt wooden object, over and over again.

    Libby: Anyway...

  • Libby: [telling Eliza about her ex-boyfriend] The fact that this is the first time I'm seeing him in 1 year, 2 months and 19 days is probably why I'm drinking more gin-and-tonics than a boatful of WASPs at the Hyannisport Regatta!

  • Libby: Grandma was right. Once a shitheel, always a shitheel.

    Herbert: Your grandmother talks like that?

    Libby: The words are mine, the wisdom is hers!

  • Libby: [cursing in Spanish] ... and your father too, you shitheel!

    Truck Driver: Spanish?

    Libby: No, Jew, but in Brooklyn first we learn Spanish then English

  • Fergus: And you think you're just gonna bump into her in London?

    Libby: Well, you know, make a few calls. Made a list of all her favorite things. You know, list of her mates and stuff. She liked bloody marys.

    Fergus: Oh, that'll help.

    Libby: Roller skating.

    Fergus: This is eight years ago, right?

    Libby: And the Elgin Marbles. British Museum, eh?

    Fergus: So you might find her roller skating around the Elgin Marbles drinking a bloody mary.

    Libby: Well, you never know, do you?

  • Libby: [mad at Mayor Noble for criticizing Woodrow] That ass of a father of yours! Going around talking about people he doesn't know anything about.

    Forrest Noble: You're still talking about your children's grandfather.

    Libby: What are you trying to do? Depress me? If I thought they'd look anything like him...

    Forrest Noble: Well, I don't look anything like him.

    Libby: I've noticed that. I've pinned my hopes on it.

  • [Woodrow - in his scheme - has just announced that the Marines have called him back]

    Judge Dennis: Why don't they leave you here where we need you?

    Libby: That's right.

    Doc Bissell: That's one of the weaknesses of the military viewpoint: doesn't always recognize the importance of civilians in wartime.

  • Doc Bissell: [explaining to Woodrow that the town still wants him to run for mayor] Politics is a very peculiar thing, Woodrow. If they want you, they want you. They don't need reasons anymore... they find their own reasons. It's just like when a girl wants a man.

    Libby: That's right. You don't need reasons. Although they're probably there.

  • Forrest Noble: If he waited a year longer, there might have been three of us to welcome him. If he waited two years, there might have been...

    Libby: Oh, shut up.

    Forrest Noble: Well, that's what marriage is for isn't it?

    Libby: Oh, I suppose so, if you look at it from a purely unromantic standpoint - like a breeding farm.

  • Mrs. Truesmith: Why can't you wear your uniform for a little while?

    Libby's Aunt: You look so nice in it.

    Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: I just got through explaining it's against regulations.

    Mrs. Truesmith: Well, I think that's perfectly ridiculous.

    Libby: So do I.

    Mrs. Truesmith: Your grandfather wore his Civil War uniform the rest of his life.

    Libby's Aunt: Kept having new ones made.

    Mrs. Truesmith: Said it helped remind people that brother fought brother.

    Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: [looking at Sgt. Heppelfinger] Well his case was different!

  • Libby: Do you remember when we used to come here in the cool of the evening?

    Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Naturally.

    Libby: I thought maybe you'd forgotten - so much can happen in a year.

    Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: So much can happen in a day!

    Libby: I suppose so. Were you surprised when they nominated you for mayor?

    Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Surprised is not the word for it.

  • Libby: There is something wrong with this house.

    Will Atenton: No, Libby, there isn't. Look, we'll do whatever it takes, okay ? We'll hire a priest.

    Libby: [chuckles] Hire a priest ? Where do you do that ?

    Will Atenton: Well, like... oh, a witch doctor, whatever... I don't know. We'll fengshui the place. It's our house. Hmm ? There's joy in this house. There's real joy in this house. You're in it, so...

  • Libby: Here are the directions and a form for your mama to sign so she knows you're gonna get raped.

  • Libby: I'm appalled by all this vulgar breeding.

  • Helena: Alright, girls. Let's get our minds off our plumbing.

    Libby: Plumbing?

    [giggles]

    Libby: Helena!

  • Dottie: Where is the breakfast?

    Libby: Brevoort. Charming old Hotel. So much more appropriate, don't you think, Lakey?

    Lakey: What?

    Libby: Kay and Harald giving the breakfast.

    Lakey: City Hall would have been more appropriate too I think. Instead of trying to carry it off in Peter Styvesant's church. Harald not to the manor born, exactly.

    Libby: How hard you can be, Lakey.

    Dottie: Yet Kay adores you. And you used to like her best in your heart of hearts.

    Lakey: You might spare me a cliché like "heart of hearts," Dottie.

  • Libby: You'll be meeting Rebecca Dearborn, my personal role model.

  • Rosy: Why's this place called the Monroe Seismographic Institute?

    Eddie Tikel: Marilyn Monroe. Don't you know? She was Richter's whore. The guy who measured earthquakes.

    Libby: When there's an earthquake, the scientists are really happy. The seismograph draws Marilyn Monroe naked, and they determine the size of the wake by the size of her tits.

    Rosy: That Richter was a real pervert.

  • Libby: I saw what you did, and I know who you are.

  • Kit Austin: But at least I can come for dinner. He'll drive me over. How do we get there? You live out in the wilderness.

    Libby: It's not that bad. It's easy really. You go about 15 miles past the gas station on Elm. Then you turn right on Tomkins Street. You keep going right until you pass the railroad tracks. Then you turn left and go for about 6 miles. You come to a red barn, you pass that...

    [she keeps talking but is drowned out by music]

  • Libby: [addressing her father] Would you please stop talking to me as if I were Jeff's age?

    Jeff: What's wrong with my age?

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