Li Quotes in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Li Quotes:
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Po: Who are you?
Li: I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.
[everybody gasps]
Po: You lost your son?
Po: Yes. Many years ago.
Po: I lost my father.
Li: I'm very sorry.
Po: Thank you.
[pause]
Li: Well, good luck to you.
Po: You too. I hope you find your son.
Li: And I hope you find your father.
[they both walk off, everyone facepalms]
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Po: [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag] Dad?
Li: [thinks Po is talking to him] Yes?
Po: [sternly] Dad...
[opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
Mr. Ping: Yes?
Po: What are you doing here?
Mr. Ping: What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
Po: No, I mean why are you here ?
Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.
Li: Seriously?
Po: Yeah.
Li: OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
Po: [amazed] You can fly?
Mr. Ping: I'm a bird, Po.
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[from trailer]
Li: [wheezing] I am your father... Why're there so many stairs?
Mr. Ping: Why is he breathing like that? It's creepy!
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Li: [to Po] You must rediscover what it is to be a panda!
-- Li -
Po: There's no way I can stop him!
Li: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You don't even know kung fu!
Li: Then you will teach us.
-- Li -
Li: You have to come home with me.
Po: What? To the secret village?
Li: Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.
Po: I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!
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Li: Panda's don't walk. We roll!
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Li: She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite
-- Li -
[Li reveals a secret lift to the Panda Village]
Li: We're pandas! We don't do stairs!
Po: I have waited all my life to hear those words.
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[last lines]
Li: Well done, son!
[Po smiles, and guides everyone to flow their chi]
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Li: [to wife's tyraid] What's with you? You're nice when you want the company, and snotty when you don't. You're like a cat.
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Li: Where were you?
Chuck: Taking my first dump as a multi-millionaire.
-- Li
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