Leticia Van Allen Quotes in Myra Breckinridge (1970)

[Letitia has been pulled over by a policeman]

Leticia Van Allen: Don't forget to remind me about the policeman's balls - I mean police show!

Italian man: In my country, to wait for love is like to burn by inches.

Leticia Van Allen: You're the best salesman since Columbus.

Italian man: He was a good lover, too?

Leticia Van Allen: Yeah, he raised hell-a with Isabella.

Leticia Van Allen: Wel, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try to sleep.

[talent agent Leticia Van Allen is in her office with a young male client]

Leticia Van Allen: Well, I don't care about your credits as long as you're oversexed.

Stud: Oh, that's one of my credits!

[a curtain goes up behind Leticia, revealing a bed]

Stud: A bed! I never did see a bed in an office before.

Leticia Van Allen: Well, you see I, I do a lot of night work sometimes.

Leticia Van Allen: How tall are you when you're off your horse, cowboy?

Young Man at "Interview": Um, six feet, seven inches, ma'am.

Leticia Van Allen: Well, never mind the six feet, and let's talk about the seven inches.

Leticia Van Allen: It doesn't take much, c'mon get your fill of it! Do something just for the thrill of it!

Myra: Oh, Leticia, they don't call you the queen of the casting couch for nothing.

Leticia Van Allen: Hm, from what I understand, they're voting me a special Academy Award.

Myra: An Oscar?

Leticia Van Allen: No. A golden phallus. And let me tell you, one day we'll have our own stable of studs.

Myra: A steady stream of sturdy studs!

Leticia Van Allen: Hm, a boy bank where credit is always good. Sort of a layered day plan.

Myra: God bless America!

Leticia Van Allen: God help America!

Leticia Van Allen: You impressed me immensely. I'll keep you in mind as a summer replacement. Next.