Leslie Vernon Quotes in Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

Leslie Vernon: Paradise lost? Found it!

Leslie Vernon: It is going to get wet in here tonight. Lace your boots up kiddies.

Leslie Vernon: This is the living room. There's Church and Zoe. They are my little sweeties. Actually, he's not. Don't put your finger anywhere near him.

Taylor Gentry: [whispers] Okay.

Leslie Vernon: But you can pet *him*. He's a sweetie. I'm so terrible with these guys. I go away for days, forget to feed 'em. Little bastards just won't die.

Taylor Gentry: Turtles are good that way, very feng shui.

Leslie Vernon: Yeah yeah, plants and turtles. Plants and turtles. I only keep pets I can eat.