Leslie Rodgers Quotes in Parker (2013)

Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?

Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.

Leslie Rodgers: Do you ever feel bad about what you do?

Parker: Everyone steals, Leslie. Some people admit it to themselves, some don't. It's what human beings do. That's why we invented locks.

Leslie Rodgers: I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled wannabe playboys who have never worked a day in their life. Showing them houses that I could never afford. Laughing at their jokes that I can't stand. All while fending off their gropes. But not all their gropes. Because you never know, one of these days I might just might get a full commission.

Leslie Rodgers: Are you crazy? You almost died! Well, you have a, a mangled hand, a broken rib!

Claire: Four this time.

Ascension: [under her breath] This is a real man.

Jake Fernandez: [after Leslie buys a large cup of coffee] Hey, you have a cupholder in your car, or you just keep that between your legs?

Leslie Rodgers: Well, it's large and black, Jake. Where do you think I like it?

Ascension: [Leslie signs for a package, opens it, and wads of currency fall out. Her mother calls out from upstairs] Leslie, who was that?

Leslie Rodgers: It's the mailman. Nothing but bills.