Leonidas Quotes in Meet the Spartans (2008)

Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?

Leonidas: What?

Messenger: You just kissed me!

Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women

[high-fives Margo]

Leonidas: and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Leonidas: [picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!

Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

Leonidas: We may have won the battle, But they will win the war!

Other 12 Spartans: Aaah... What?

Leonidas: Adjust your sword boy, it's digging into my back.

Sonio: But I'm not wearing my sword.

Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

Leonidas: Yes, well, that may be the case, but your mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!

Leonidas: Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy?

Sonio: The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates.

Leonidas: Ah shit!

Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.

Messenger: [casually] Okay.

Xerxes: [Xerxes finds the Allspark, gets into his car and it starts transforming. Soon he is a huge robot with a Flatscreen across his chest and red glowing eyes] I am Xerxes-tron! I am enhanced with strange Alien Technology!

[He turns the Flatscreen on and the Youtube logo appears]

Chris Crocker: Leave Britney alone! Leave her alone!

Leonidas: He truly is a God-King...

Chris Crocker: She's human!

Leonidas: The Oracle also said our painted on abs look fake!

Leonidas: As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... their vast numbers won't count for shit!

Queen Margo: Come back with your shield or on it.

Leonidas: If I come back on it, I want you to move on.

Queen Margo: I would never do such thing!

Leonidas: Well, hell, if you died, I'd play the field! To be honest, I always wanted to do a fat chick.

Lahtaras: Don't worry the old man has gone mad

Leonidas: And what have you done?

Frosso: [singing] My bed is for two people

Leonidas: Considering you count as two people