Leonardo Quotes in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

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Leonardo Quotes:

  • Michelangelo: [points to Donnie] Donatello over there in the purple, he's a technical genius who is, technically, a genius!

    [points to Raph]

    Michelangelo: Raphael over there in the red, he's like a big, cuddly teddy bear... if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent.

    [points to Leo]

    Michelangelo: This is Leonardo, he's in the blue, fearless leader, silent, but deadly, hah!

    [points to himself]

    Michelangelo: And I'm Michelangelo, sporting my signature orange! I'm a triple threat, brains, brawn, and obviously a dazzling personality! Ladies like to call me Mikey!

    Leonardo: [puts his arm around Mikey] Are you done?

    Michelangelo: Yeah!

  • Splinter: You can't walk away from this...

    Leonardo: I told him, Master Splinter! But Raph, he never hears a word I have to say! Nah, I knew they couldn't handle the truth about the purple ooze, and you know what? They proved me right!

    Splinter: Leonardo...

    Leonardo: I don't know what to do. Donnie's nose is in his computer, Raph's brains are in his biceps and Mikey's head's in the clouds! I can't get them to think on the same page, to think with ONE mind!

    Splinter: You shouldn't want them all to think the same, it's their different points of view that make the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.

  • [car chase]

    Donatello: Bogeys on the bus! Press the button!

    Leonardo: What button? There are a million buttons!

  • Donatello: Leo, you're not gonna believe this. Okay, I made this solution from the sample of the purple ooze, right, to expedite analysis of the isotope, but, while I was waiting for it to catalyse, I started thinking. If the purple ooze can people into animals, perhaps, if properly re-engineered, watch this, watch this, it could turn us... into humans.

    [demonstrates by giving his turtle hand extra fingers]

    Donatello: If we could get our hands on more of this stuff, it could be life-changing!

    Leonardo: We don't need that kind of change.

  • Rebecca Vincent: What are you?

    Michelangelo: We're not really into labels.

    Leonardo: Some call us freaks... monsters.

    Raphael: Let's just say we're four brothers, who hate bullies and love this city.

  • Leonardo: We keep failing.

    Splinter: Keep the team unified, and you shall always succeed.

  • [last lines]

    Rebecca Vincent: I think you should give people more credit. They'll accept you now.

    Raphael: You're probably right... but I think we'll stick with the arrangement we had.

    Leonardo: You ever need us, April knows where to find us.

    Rebecca Vincent: Really? You could live a normal life, like the rest of us.

    Raphael: Normal... what fun is that?

  • [fighting on a plane after losing to Bebop and Rocksteady]

    Michelangelo: You can't just push past me like that!

    Raphael: You were being a nitwit! You were going to let it get by you!

    Donatello: I had it right in my hand, you acted like I wasn't even there!

    Leonardo: It is not my job to make your presence known, okay! Get your head out of your head and communicate!

    Raphael: Well, what do you expect? He's all logic, no skill!

    Michelangelo: [to Raph] Well, coming from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint...

    Leonardo: [to Mikey] What do YOU know about anything! You're all heart, and no brains!

    Donatello: [to Leo] How could you? You may know a lot about strategy ,but you know nothing about feelings!

    Leonardo: Fair enough. Wanna know the one thing I am feeling? We may be brothers... but we are not a team.

  • Krang: You know, I'm looking forward to enslaving you! A cage full of tortoises might be nice!

    Raphael: We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference!

    Leonardo: Yeah, turtles bite!

  • Leonardo: Sensei, the Foot Clan are intending to break Shredder out!

    Splinter: If Shredder is free, is reign of terror over the city will begin again.

    Leonardo: Exactly!

    Splinter: Then there is only one question: why are you wasting time talking to a grumpy old rat? Go get him!

  • Leonardo: Mikey, we got company!

    Michelangelo: Nunchuks Giganticus!

    [wields giant nunchuks on two robotic arms]

  • Raphael: Pop quiz: What are the most important traits of a ninja?

    Leonardo: Speed! Stealth!

    Raphael: And honour. Where's the honour in keeping secrets from your brothers?

    Leonardo: I don't know what you're talking about...

    Raphael: Oh, so now you can add lying to that list!

  • Leonardo: How're you doing up there, Donnie?

    Donatello: [piloting a plane with his staff] I'm doing awesome!

  • Krang: [grabs Mikey] Come here, little turtle! Let me give you a hug, GOODBYE!

    [puts Mikey in a bear hug]

    Raphael: Nobody!

    Leonardo: Messes!

    Donatello: With Mikey!

    [all three take down the Krang suit]

  • Raphael: If there's even a chance that stuff can make us human...

    Leonardo: We're turtles, whether you like it or not.

    Raphael: It's not about what I like, it's about what people up there will accept!

    Leonardo: True acceptance comes from within.

    Raphael: Don't give me that fortune-cookie muck! You should have consulted with your brothers before you decide to do something like that!

    Leonardo: I consulted with Donnie, and we both decided it was best...

    Raphael: [shoves Leo] How about Mikey and me, don't we get a vote?

    Leonardo: There's only one vote that counts in this team: MINE!

  • [first lines]

    [the Turtles train at the Chrysler building]

    Leonardo: Okay guys, let's do this! Turtle formation!

    [the Turtles dogpile each other]

    Leonardo: What happened to Turtle formation?

    Michelangelo: Turtle formation? I thought you said Squirrel formation!

    Raphael: Why would he say Squirrel formation, you idiot?

  • Leonardo: Gear up, guys!

  • [a vortex opens in the sky]

    Leonardo: What's happening out there, Donnie?

    Donatello: I don't know, but it doesn't look good...

  • [April meets the Turtles for the first time]

    April O'Neil: What are you?

    Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.

    Raphael: We're mutants!

    Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.

    Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.

    April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?

    Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

  • [the Turtles sneak back home]

    Leonardo: [whispers] Fall in, QUIETLY.

    [Michaelangelo slips]

    Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.

    Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi!

    Leonardo: [shoves Raph] Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!

    Raphael: [shoves Leo] Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!

    Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean?

    Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.

    Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!

    [everyone starts shushing each other]

    Raphael: [to Mikey] You spit in my eye!

    Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together!

    Michelangelo: [to Raph] Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.

  • Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!

    [the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]

    Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?

    Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!

    Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!

    Leonardo: Raph?

    Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!

    Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?

    Raphael: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.

  • [as the Turtles leave]

    Leonardo: [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you. April O'Neil.

    Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou! O'Neil!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!

  • [the Turtles crowd around a wounded Splinter; Splinter whispers to Michelangelo]

    Leonardo: What did he say?

    Michelangelo: He said "Please take your knee off my chest."

  • [Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak]

    Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!

    Michelangelo: It's not possible...

    Donatello: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!

    Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...

    Leonardo: Mikey, don't you do it!

    Splinter: Asiago...

    Donatello: Keep it together!

    Splinter: Taleggio...

    Michelangelo: I don't even know what that is...

    Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...

    Michelangelo: [cracks] Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!

  • [Shredder attacks the Turtles as they defend the tower]

    Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?

    Donatello: 0.00000003%!

    Leonardo: I'll take it!

  • DonatelloRaphaelLeonardo: Shut up Mikey!

  • Raphael: Looking for this?

    [holds up April's phone]

    April O'Neil: No no no, don't break that! Please!

    Leonardo: [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!

    Raphael: Who made you boss?

    Leonardo: You know who did.

    [both get in each others' faces]

    Michelangelo: Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.

  • Leonardo: All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.

    Splinter: That's right.

    [points at April]

    Splinter: This is the hogosha.

    [all the Turtles bow to April]

    Michelangelo: [whispers] Dude, my girlfriend is the hogosha...

    [Leo hits him]

  • [the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire]

    Raphael: We're bulletproof...

    Leonardo: Sweet!

  • Donatello: Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.

    Raphael: They've taken hostages, dude...

    Leonardo: You know we're not supposed to go above ground!

    Raphael: We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.

    Michelangelo: [looking at a monitor] This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!

    Leonardo: Don't be an idiot!

    [changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]

    Leonardo: Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!

  • [the young Turtles play buck-buck, Raphael walks off]

    Leonardo: Where're you going, Raph? I need all of you!

    Raphael: It's stupid - like you, Mikey!

  • Leonardo: [on a subway] All aboard!

    [attacks the Foot]

  • [last lines]

    Leonardo: We were awesome!

    Michaelangelo: Bodacious!

    Raphael: Bitchin'!

    Donatello: Uh...

    Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

    Leonardo: Radical!

    Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

    Michaelangelo: Wicked!

    Leonardo: Hellacious!

    Donatello: Uh, mega...

    [Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up]

    Splinter: I have always liked... Cowabunga.

    LeonardoMichaelangeloRaphaelDonatello: COWABUNGA!

    Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!

  • Leonardo: Awesome!

    Michaelangelo: Righteous!

    Donatello: Bossa Nova!

    [Leonardo and Michaelangelo look at Donatello]

    Michaelangelo: Dude, "Bossa Nova"?

    Donatello: Chevy Nova?

    [Leonardo and Michaelangelo groan]

    Donatello: Excellent!

    [Leonardo and Michaelangelo cheer in approval; Raphael walks sullenly behind them]

  • Casey Jones: [to the Foot soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm?

    [sees April]

    Casey Jones: Oh, who is the babe?

    Leonardo: Who the heck is that?

    Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

  • Leonardo: [sees that Raphael is awake and rushes to him] Raph! You're awake! How do you feel?

    Raphael: What's a guy gotta do... to get some food around here?

    Leonardo: [stands up, ecstatic, and runs to bathroom door] Hey! Hey, he's awake! He wants some food! Bring some food!

    [runs back to Raphael]

    Leonardo: You're gonna be ok Raph... you're gonna be ok!

    Raphael: Yeah, yeah, alright Leo! Get a grip, will ya?

    Leonardo: Listen, Raph...

    [helps Raphael to his feet]

    Leonardo: -about what I said before... y'know... about not needing you and all?

    Raphael: Leo... don't.

    [they hug]

    Leonardo: Boy, we missed you.

    Donatello: [he and April watch from the doorway] It's a Kodak moment.

  • Raphael: Where's Splinter?

    The Shredder: Ah, the rat. So it has a name...

    [remembering his order to kill Splinter]

    The Shredder: It HAD a name.

    Leonardo: [furiously pushes past the other turtles] You LIE!

    The Shredder: Do I?

    The Shredder: [Leo lunges at Shredder, who trips him up with his spear and pins him to the ground] He dies! Weapons!

    [the turtles grasp their weapons]

    The Shredder: NOW!

    [Mike, Don and Raph chuck their weapons over the side of the building]

    The Shredder: Fools. Ha, ha. The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate... will be HIS!

    MichaelangeloDonatelloRaphael: NOOOO!

  • Leonardo: We have had our first battle, Master Splinter! They were many, but we kicked... but we fought well.

    Splinter: Were you seen?

    Leonardo: Uh-uh.

    Splinter: In this, you must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies, would not understand. Our domain is the shadow; stray from it reluctantly, for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away, without a trace.

    Raphael: I lost a sai!

    Splinter: Then, it is gone.

    Raphael: But I can get it back! I can get it back...

    Splinter: Raphael!... Let it go.

  • Splinter: [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo.

    Leonardo: Huh? Splinter!

    Raphael: [inside playing a board game] "What Russian novel, embraces more than 500 characters, is set in the Napoleotic wars?"

    Donatello: 'War and Peace'.

    Leonardo: [bursting in] He's alive.

    Raphael: [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey!

    Donatello: Game smash.

    Leonardo: Splinter's alive.

    Donatello: We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive.

    Leonardo: I don't *think*. I *know*.

    Donatello: Huh?

  • Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?

    Raphael: Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?

    Donatello: But why?

    Raphael: Why? Why, oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

  • Leonardo: [of Shredder, who just showed up] Can anyone tell me who or what this is?

    Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I bet it never has to look for a can-opener.

  • April O'Neil: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza.

    Michaelangelo: [springs up from the manhole like a jack-in-the-box] Let's go for it!

    Donatello: You said the magic word.

    April O'Neil: You guys eat pizza?

    MichaelangeloDonatello: Doesn't everybody?

    April O'Neil: Um, yeah... alright.

    Leonardo: [from below] Hey, did she say pizza?

  • [fighting Foot Soldiers]

    Leonardo: One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter, so don't knock them all out.

    Michaelangelo: [getting beat] I don't think that will be a problem, Leo.

  • Raphael: So what do we do now?

    Leonardo: What do you mean, what do we do now?

    Raphael: Splinter's out there somewhere.

    Leonardo: I know Splinter's out there.

    Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?

    Donatello: Fight.

    Michaelangelo: Kitchen?

    Donatello: Kitchen.

    Michaelangelo: Yeah.

    [both Michaelangelo and Donatello leave]

    Raphael: So what are we gonna do about it?

    Leonardo: What CAN we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.

    Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!

    Leonardo: I never said I was a great leader.

    Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.

    Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a JERK sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.

    Raphael: Yeah? Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and LEAVE!

    Leonardo: Why don't you?

    Raphael: I will.

    Leonardo: Good!

    Raphael: Great!

    Leonardo: Go ahead! We don't need ya!

    Michaelangelo: [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?

    Donatello: Pork rind.

  • April O'Neil: Will I ever see you guys again?

    Michaelangelo: Indubitably!

    Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you restock your pizza.

  • Leonardo: It's time for us to go back!

  • April O'Neil: [of Raphael] Well... I *was* going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?

    LeonardoMichaelangeloDonatello: No.

    Donatello: Uh... he just needs to blow off some steam.

    Michaelangelo: Yeah.

  • Donatello: The perimeter's quiet.

    Leonardo: Yeah, a little too quiet.

    [Donatello knocks two Foot soldiers out]

    Donatello: Well, that was easy!

    Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy.

    Donatello: Look! It's Raph!

    Michaelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.

  • Splinter: Were you seen?

    Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter.

    Donatello: We practiced Ninja.

    Michaelangelo: [off camera] The art of invisibility.

    [appears from behind Raph]

    Splinter: [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder.

    [the turtles groan]

    Splinter: Ten flips, now! And remember:

    [quoting the song played at the show]

    Splinter: "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!

  • Leonardo: Get it?

    Donatello: Got it.

    Raphael: Good.

    Michaelangelo: I don't get it.

  • Splinter: What troubles you, my son?

    Donatello: I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us!

    Leonardo: I know!

    Donatello: I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special.

    Splinter: Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son.

    Donatello: But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!

  • Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

  • [the Turtles have been rescued by Splinter]

    Leonardo: That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance.

    Michaelangelo: Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!

  • Leonardo: Take the ugly one!

    Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!

    Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.

    Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?

  • [after Leo starts conversation about the Foot]

    Raphael: We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway?

    Donatello: He's right.

    Leonardo: No, Splinter took out the Shredder!

    Donatello: They're both right.

    Raphael: Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!

  • Michaelangelo: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

    LeonardoDonatelloRaphaelMichaelangelo: Man, I love being a turtle!

    Raphael: Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.

  • April O'Neil: [picks up phone] Donny?

    Donatello: April...

    April O'Neil: Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?

    Donatello: Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials.

    Michaelangelo: [holding out a bag of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.

    Donatello: The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?

    April O'Neil: Raphael? Why, is he missing?

    Leonardo: You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!

    Michaelangelo: Hey! I'm helping Donny!

    [tries to pry the phone from him]

    Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone!

    Donatello: NO!

    [flips Michaelangelo to the ground]

    Donatello: So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?

    Leonardo: Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead!

    [slams box on Donatello's foot]

    Donatello: Owww!

    April O'Neil: What was that?

    Donatello: Leo says hi!

    Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!

    Donatello: Oh, all right, all right, here!

    Michaelangelo: April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO, muah, muah, muah, muah, muah...

    Donatello: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT!

    [April laughs as they start arguing again]

  • [smoke bomb was set off]

    Donatello: Oh great.

    Leonardo: Terrific.

    Raphael: Wonderful.

    Michaelangelo: Bummer.

  • Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.

    Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.

    Donatello: Donatello.

    Raphael: I'm Raphael!

    Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O"!

  • Michaelangelo: Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?

    Professor Jordan Perry: [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza] Pepperoni heaven!

    Professor Jordan Perry: [pours two liquids in a pot] Donatello, continue aeration!

    Donatello: Continuing aeration.

    [begins to stir the mixture the pot]

    Raphael: [sniffs the mixture] Man! This stuff is rank!

    Keno: Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.

    Leonardo: [sniffs the mixture] Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.

    Keno: No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.

    Michaelangelo: You're forgiven.

    [sniffs the mixture]

    Michaelangelo: Whoa!

    [drops a slice of pizza in the mixture]

    Michaelangelo: [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice]

  • Leonardo: Shredder, you gotta to listen to reason! You're gonna kill us all!

    Super Shredder: Then so be it!

  • April O'Neil: Where's Splinter?

    Leonardo: He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.

    April O'Neil: Doing what?

    Splinter: Coming.

    [appears in window]

    Splinter: to a decision.

  • Leonardo: Turtle-rific

    Raphael: Max-a-mundo!

    Donatello: Accapella!

    Raphael: Huh?

    Donatello: Uhhh... Perestroika?

    Michaelangelo: Uhh...

    Donatello: Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques. Starts singing: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...

    Michaelangelo: Don... Give it up!

  • Leonardo: [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.

    April O'Neil: Bye.

    [Leo hops into the sewers]

    Raphael: Wish us luck.

    [Hops in]

    Donatello: We'll be back for Splinter.

    [Hops in]

    Michaelangelo: [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.

    [April laughs]

    Michaelangelo: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...

    Leonardo: [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?

    Michaelangelo: YEOW!

  • Leonardo: A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!

  • Leonardo: We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.

    Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries.

    Michaelangelo: Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.

  • April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.

    Leonardo: We know.

    April O'Neil: But...

    Raphael: April, there's no other way.

    April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.

    Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!

  • [the turtles are watching April interview Professor Perry]

    Raphael: Man, who is this spaz-matic?

    Donatello: Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist!

    Raphael: Yeah, fascinating. Hey!

    [picking up TV guide]

    Raphael: Isn't Oprah on?

    Leonardo: Raph, just leave it!

    [throws away TV guide]

    Leonardo: We're watching April.

  • Michaelangelo: [bad guy approaches him] Wait! Can we talk?

    [bad guy grabs him by the hands and begins spinning him in circles]

    Michaelangelo: W-w-woah! Major spin cycle! Wooooah!

    Leonardo: [spots Michaelangelo] M... Mikey?

    Michaelangelo: Maybe I should have brought...

    [bad guy releases him, sending him flying through the air]

    Michaelangelo: ... BAGELS!

    [he crashes into a wall, then stands up dizzy]

    Michaelangelo: Woah. Now I know what a postal package feels like.

  • Raphael: [Leonardo has knocked off the Nightwatcher's helmet, and reveals that the Nightwatcher is actually Raphael. Ralpael mule-kicks him away from him] You are SO smug, y'know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't ya; that we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya: we got along just fine without you!

    Leonardo: Oh, and THIS qualifies as "just fine?" Dressing up like it's Halloween every night? Risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on! What were you thinking?

    Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expectin' us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers.

    Leonardo: HEY, I was TRAINING. Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?

    Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led? I'm better off callin' my own shots now, get used to it!

    Leonardo: YOU AREN'T READY. You're impatient, and hot-tempered, and more importantly...

    [sternly]

    Leonardo: I'm better than you.

    Raphael: [laughs coldly] Oh, ya know something, big brother?

    [pulls out his sais]

    Raphael: I'd have to disagree with you on that one.

    [he gets into a stance]

    Leonardo: Don't do this, Raph.

    Raphael: I'm done takin' orders.

    [Leo draws his swords and the fight renews]

  • Master Splinter: Ah, good morning boys!

    LeonardoDonatelloMichelangelo: Good morning Sensei.

    Raphael: Sup'.

  • Leonardo: This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante showboat, but his days are over.

    Raphael: Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn't take a break... YOU did.

  • Raphael: You're still here? Go back to your jungle.

    Leonardo: At least his personality is still intact.

  • Leonardo: Hothead.

    Raphael: Splinter Junior.

  • Leonardo: Funny thing about anger. Let it consume you and soon enough... you lose sight of everything.

  • Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?

    Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.

    Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.

    Leonardo: Right...

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: Within hours, we'll lose the city. And within weeks... the world.

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: Attack as one!

  • Leonardo: Goodnight Dark Prince.

  • Leonardo: Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?

    Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.

  • Lord Norinaga: You have come back.

    Leonardo: Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.

  • Donatello: [April trims the leg part of her uniform] Whoa, leg-o-rama!

    April O'Neill: Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation.

    DonatelloLeonardo: Absolutely! Shwing!

  • Leonardo: We're turtles, friend!

    Donatello: Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!

  • Donatello: See guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?

    Leonardo: Tuesdays?

  • Donatello: If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.

    LeonardoMichaelangeloRaphael: Whoa!

    Michaelangelo: Bummer.

  • Leonardo: Hey! Where's Mikey?

    Donatello: Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!

  • Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

    Leonardo: Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

    [casually walks away]

    Raphael: That was an insult, Leo.

    Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

  • Leonardo: Hey, Tinkerbell. Why don't *you* shoot us?

  • April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.

    Leonardo: An apartment?

    Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan?

    Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent?

    Leonardo: What about condos?

  • Casey Jones: Hey, guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls?

    Leonardo: Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry.

    Casey Jones: What was that? You wanna run that by me again?

    Raphael: We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand.

    Casey Jones: Gotcha.

  • Leonardo: Boy, do I hate spinach.

  • Raphael: I don't kiss on the first date, lady.

    Leonardo: Raph! Give your mouth a rest!

  • April O'Neill: You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

    LeonardoMichaelangeloRaphaelDonatello: No, of course not!

    Michaelangelo: That'd be totally bogus.

    Raphael: Really stupid!

    April O'Neill: Well, that's a relief.

    Donatello: [points over his shoulder] No, that guy's gonna make it.

  • Mitsu: We will both die, but only one of us with honor.

    [she and Lord Norinaga both draw weapons]

    Leonardo: Are we outta the loop here, or what?

    Donatello: Yeah.

  • Leonardo: Hey! Where'd we get these clothes?

  • Leonardo: Fight's over, we're closed.

  • [from English version]

    Leonardo: Are you gonna stop singing?

    Christopher: No, a cricket can stop hopping. But singing? Never.

    Barnaby: [slurping on a drink] And even hopping can be dangerous.

  • [from trailer]

    Tromaville Police Officer: What is with the youth of today?

    Leonardo: We're the youth of tomorrow.

    [Leonardo shoots him]

  • Laura: Where were you? Out there alone in the dark?

    Leonardo: It's always dark for me.

  • Gabriel: Why are you getting all up in MY face?

    Leonardo: Because everyone wants to control me and won't let me kiss anyone!

    [in response, Gabriel plants a kiss on him]

  • [repeated line]

    Leonardo: What's your level of laziness right now?

  • Karina: We're going to see the sunset.

    Leonardo: Speak for yourself. I'm not gonna see anything.

  • Carlos: I was thinking about the exchange program you talked about.

    Leonardo: Really?

    Carlos: Really, but you can't talk while you're shaving.

    Leonardo: Sorry.

    Carlos: I'm trying to understand your desire to go so far away. I think it's natural, especially at your age, to want to see other places, meet new people, make other friends. I think it's normal, but I also think it's very natural to fight with your parents. I was like that, too, but it's too extreme to leave the country to run away from the fights. You know... I'm thinking about talking to your mother about the program, but first I need to understand if you want to go for the right reasons. Do you agree, Leo? Do you agree?

    Leonardo: Can I talk now?

  • Leonardo: [hearing a knock at the door] It's Gabriel. We're doing an assignment and he came to pick me up here.

  • Leonardo: Why are you afraid of their paper? Why do you cringe before them like a dog?

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