Leo Palamino Quotes in The Right Kind of Wrong (2013)

Leo Palamino: Writing and the pursuit of a woman, like any impossible dream, are not about immediate results. They're about telling the truth.

Neil: You know, it is kind of sexist you thinking her kicking a football is cool.

Leo Palamino: It is cool.

Jill: [on a handglider] Woo hu hooo.

Neil: My wife flies. That's cool.

Leo Palamino: Eh!

Neil: Also, she made my ballsack a Twitter account.

Leo Palamino: You wanna get a coffee sometime? Or drink, dance, charcuterie plate? Everyone's big into those these days.

Colette: This is my wedding.

Leo Palamino: We all have baggage.

Mandeep: When I met Pooja, she was betrothed to a bricklayer's son cum internet millionaire.

Leo Palamino: So, what did you do?

Mandeep: Challenged him to a duel.

Leo Palamino: Jesus. You dueled him?

Mandeep: No, I just love how you believe any crazy shit I say about India.

Neil: So, someone started a drinking game.

Leo Palamino: How's it work?

Neil: Well, it's very simple. They go into a pub. If you're in the pub, you're drinking and you say, "I love you," then they drink.

Mandeep: Hmm.

Neil: [seeing Leo get up on the stool] No no no no no. Leo, no, come on.

Mandeep: [together with Neil] No no no no no no NOOOO no no no no no! No.

Leo Palamino: [to the crowd] You're assholes! You know that?

[pause]

Leo Palamino: But I love you!

[Everybody cheers and drinks]

Leo Palamino: But next time you try to lose yourself in some trauma-inducing sexual encounter, make sure the guy isn't in love with you.

[first lines]

Julie Deere: I've been writing a blog about how much you suck.

Leo Palamino: What's it called?

Julie Deere: Why You Suck dot net.

Leo Palamino: That's a clear title.

Julie Deere: Are you gonna read it?

Leo Palamino: Nope.

Julie Deere: Our friends think it's hilarious. If you don't read it, I won't just email it with a password to people we know. I'll make it public.

Leo Palamino: Go nuts, Jules. Stuff it up your blog.

Leo Palamino: Don't you have a school to be ridiculed at?

Leo Palamino: I love that she doesn't like roses. They're the attorneys of the flower world, don't you think?

Leo Palamino: I don't want your balls on my phone.

Neil: If they say wise or hilarious things, you do.

Sean Cooper: You just got popped, old man. And to teach you a lesson not to chase another man's wife, we're gonna stomp you, too.

Leo Palamino: [laughs] Okay. Okay, 'cause I don't fight kids. Especially nice kids who are gonna grow up to do amazing things.

Bully Kid: Is that sarcasm?

Leo Palamino: Yeah. The way you're blindly following this dip-shit, I see remedial classes and meth mouth.

[the boy gang proceeds to stomp Leo]

Tess: Well, if I were twenty years younger and not in a committed polyamorous relationship with some people in Anchorage, I would... I'd fuck ya.

Leo Palamino: That is the nicest thing the mother of anyone I've loved has ever said.

Leo Palamino: You know, the right kind of wrong - for each other - is kind of what we weren't.