Lemonade Joe Quotes in Lemonade Joe (1964)
Lemonade Joe Quotes:
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Lemonade Joe: I'll need to put on my woolens.
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Grimpo: Allow me to introduce my collaborators. This is Coyote Kid, and this is Pancho Kid.
Lemonade Joe: I do not care for your kids.
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Lemonade Joe: I have returned. And with me comes the law!
Hogo Fogo: More like, the Kola Loka.
Lemonade Joe: The Kola Loka is the law.
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Musician: [reading a note attached to Joe's back] Lemonade Joe! Do you know how silly you are?
Lemonade Joe: No, that I do not.
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Lemonade Joe: Are nights cold here?
Deaf old man: Pardon?
Lemonade Joe: I ask whether nights are cold here.
Deaf old man: Yes.
Lemonade Joe: Then I ought to take... warm underwear!
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Lemonade Joe: [Lands on his feet after falling some 200 feet, right in front of the hostile band, taking them by surprise. Performs some thorough finger-spinning with his twin shooters, finally aiming them at the band] Understandably, hands up.
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Goodman: What does she want?
Lemonade Joe: Don't be surprised, father. Lou is different now. She's become better, and wants to be striven for morality in Arizona.
Tornado Lou - Arizona Warbler: Yes, I want. I'm going to open a brothel there only kola-loca lemonade would be serving.
Goodman: Can not express how you touched me! The Lord instiled you this idea!
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