Lele Quotes in Kaminey (2009)

Bhope Bhau: Listen, I understand your love for each other - I got a vibe in the train - but if my sister marries a migrant, I'll be crucified. My grave will be dug. Not only will I lose my reputation, but my election fund as well. The builder is paying me to get his son and Sweety married. Five crores! Can you imagine how much that is?

Lele: [heard in flashback] Hey.

Burgess: [heard in flashback] There is powder worth ten crores in the guitar.

Bhope Bhau: One million dollars.

Charlie: [heard in flashback] I'll shoot her! I'll shoot her!

Bhope Bhau: How much? Five whopping crores!

Guddu: If I give you ten, will you sell her to me?

Peppe: Eva, how do you know if you're in love?

Eva: Why are you asking me?

Peppe: You study these things.

Bianca: I'll tell you. If you talk to her for 30 minutes a day, you're in love.

Peppe: What if I talk for 60 minutes?

Carlotta: Then you're madly in love.

Lele: Then you stop talking, which means you're married!