Left Head Quotes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


Left Head Quotes:

  • Sir Galahad: Zoot!

    Dingo: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

    [He tried to get past her]

    Dingo: Where are you going?

    Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

    Dingo: Oh, no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

    Sir Galahad: What is it?

    Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

    Sir Galahad: It's not the real Grail?

    Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

    [Turns to camera]

    Dingo: Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think.

    Left Head: At least ours was better visually.

    Dennis: At least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.

    Bridgekeeper: Get on with it.

    Tim: Yes! Get on with it!

    Army: Yeah! Get on with it!

    Dingo: Oh, I am enjoying this scene!

    God: Get on with it!

  • Left Head: Halt! Who art thou?

    Minstrel: [sings] He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who...

    Sir Robin: Shut up! Nobody really, just passing through.

    Left Head: What do you want?

    Minstrel: [sings] To fight and...

    Sir Robin: Shut up! Uh, n-n-nothing, really. J-j-just passing, uhm, just passing through.

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