Left Door Knocker Quotes in Labyrinth (1986)

Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.

[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]

Sarah: Sorry.

Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.

Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!

Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.

Left Door Knocker: HUH?

Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!

Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!

Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...

Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you.

[she takes the ring out of his mouth]

Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.

Sarah: What were you saying?

Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.

Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!

Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!

Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!

Sarah: What's behind these doors?

Left Door Knocker: WHAT?

Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers!

[laughs]

Sarah: Oh.

[she goes to the left door, pushes on it]

Sarah: How do I get through?

Left Door Knocker: HUH?

Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!

Sarah: Oh.

Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?

Sarah: [amused] Ludo!

[she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]

Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!

Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!

Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!