Leech Quotes in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Will Turner: [the crew members are hanging off in two cages near the cliffs and are climbing back up] Come on men! It'll take all of us to crew the Black Pearl!
Leech: [Leech shouts across at him] Actually, you wouldn't need everyone! About six would do!
Leech: Oh, dear.
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys... unlock... *things*?
Gibbs: Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny. What with the Isle de Muerta going all pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it.
Leech: And the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic.
Marty: And the hurricane.
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do?
Leech: Keys unlock... things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.
[Uri, the leader of a gang of cannibals, to a woman tied to a cross]
Leech: I believe beauty can only truly be appreciated through *taste*.
Catra: Hmm, this is just a waste of time. Those rebels will never give themselves up.
Mantenna: Weeee should destroy the village. At least then we'd have some funnnnnnnn.
Scorpia: She'd never let us do it!
Leech: Who cares about her? She shouldn't even be leading us. Why, if she wasn't Hordak's favorite...
Adora: What was that, Leech?
Leech: Ehhh, nothing, Force Captain!
Leech: [referring to LSD] Hey, maybe if I took some of that stuff... I wouldn't have to rape anybody no more!
Leech: I'm a recidivist.
Tony Banks: What's that?
Leech: Habitual criminal. Been comin' here on and off since '51.
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