Lavinia Quotes in The Banger Sisters (2002)

Lavinia: You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?

Suzette: No they were going at it.

Lavinia: You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?

Suzette: No they were fucking.

Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.

Lavinia: Maybe you revived him.

Lavinia: I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.

Lavinia: I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like A FLOWER.

Ginger: He failed me for NO REASON.

Lavinia: It says here you ran a red light.

Ginger: Mom, as if I'd do that in a test.

Lavinia: I said we went to college together.

Suzette: I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!

Harry: I disappointed him! He hated me!

Lavinia: Oh for goodness sakes.

[Knocks Harry over with the car]

Lavinia: [to Suzette] My God, is that really you?

Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!

[Sara comes in Lavinia's room to clean out the fireplace where]

Lavinia: I hear you're being punished.

Lavinia: [to Jessie] Do you think we ought to offer her a chocolate?

Jessie: You might let her smell them.

Lavinia: Miss Minchin surely couldn't object to that. Would you care to?

Sara Crewe: I don't want to smell them and I don't want to eat them, thank you.

Lavinia: You don't? Why not?

Sara Crewe: I've had much nicer things than chocolate this morning.

Lavinia: [giggles at this] Listen to the princess, pretending again.

Sara Crewe: I'm not pretending. I had the most wonderful things to eat that anyone ever had.

Lavinia: [frowns] Why you little liar! You haven't even had breakfast!

Sara Crewe: Pardon me, but I really have; and if you'll excuse me for saying so, it isn't polite to call people liars.

Lavinia: How dare you talk back to me!

Sara Crewe: [sarcastically] Tsk, tsk, tsk. Was I doing that? My goodness!

[Sara dumps ashes all over Lavinia and Jessie as they scream]

Sara Crewe: [runs off laughing] So sorry!

Lavinia: [shouts and sobs] YOU WAIT TILL I TELL MISS MINCHIN ON YOU!

[at Sara's birthday party, Sara blows out the candles on her cake]

Lottie: [happily jumping up and down] I want a big piece!

Lavinia: [sarcastically] Oh hush up, Lottie! I'm sure Princess Sara will give everyone a fair share. Right, Princess?

Lottie: [to Sara] I told her that's what you were.

Sara Crewe: Well, not just me, all girls are princesses. Even snotty, two-face bullies like you, Lavinia!

Rosemary: That's it! I can't take it anymore! I don't care what you say about Sara's stories. They've got to be more fun than watching your hair being combed!

[Rosemary leaves in anger]

Lavinia: If anyone else feels the same way, I think she should leave, too!

[the other two girls leave as Lavinia goes stunned]

Lavinia: In peace and honor live Lord Titus long. My noble lord and father, live in fame. Lo, at this tomb my tributary tears I render for my brethren's obsequies, and at thy feet I kneel with tears of joy shed on this earth for thy return to Rome. O bless me here with thy victorious hand.

Titus: Kind Rome, that hast thoust lovingly reserved the cordial of mine age to glad my heart! Lavinia, live, outlive thy father's days and fame's eternal date, for virtue's praise.