Lavash Quotes in Sausage Party (2016)

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Fat Guy: [about a hit in the head, turns to Lavash and Sammy] What the?
Lavash: You fuck with them?
Sammy: You fuck with us, bitch!

-- Lavash
[as Sammy and Lavash go back to their shelves]
Gefilte Fish: Sammy, bubula! Where have you been? Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash didn't stone you to death!
[switch to Lavash's side]
Baba Ganoush: You had to travel with a bagel? How much did his dirty hands steal from you?
Lavash: [solemnly looks at Sammy] A ton.
[Sammy sadly watches Lavash]

-- Lavash
Lavash: Donkey fucker!

-- Lavash
Sammy: Fifty-five minutes.
Brenda: I know. Where is he?
Lavash: [laughs] Looks like you got ditched, bun!
Brenda: He wouldn't ditched me, dumbass. He's my boyfriend. I mean, we touched T-I-P's.
[giggling]

-- Lavash
Lavash: Get away for me! Don't touch me!
[fighting over Sammy]
Lavash: It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!
Chunk Munchers Cereal: Hey, watch it!
Lavash: You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!
Sammy: I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.

-- Lavash
Lavash: I am Kareem Abdul Lavash! And what I currently care about is that I have been... completely and utterly fucked out of being in the Great Beyond. I am to have 77 bottles of extra-virgin olive oil... waiting for me. I am destined to soak up their sweet juices... as they dribble down my flaps.

-- Lavash

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