Lauren Hynde Quotes in The Rules of Attraction (2002)

[Describing Victor]

Lauren Hynde: Victor was a Junior, a Drama major, just back from Europe, with a great body, these amazing gray eyes and only a little gay...

Sean Bateman: Are you here for that class?

Lauren Hynde: The tutorial on the post modern condition? It's been cancelled.

Sean Bateman: Typical.

Lauren Hynde: I haven't seen you in it before.

Sean Bateman: That's what's so typical. This was the first time I bothered to show up.

Lauren Hynde: You've got bad timing.

Sean Bateman: Saturdays suck. I don't have to put up with this bullshit. I'm dropping this class.

Lauren Hynde: Me too.

Sean Bateman: Really?

Lauren Hynde: Yeah. I think I'm gonna change my major.

Sean Bateman: To what?

Lauren Hynde: I don't know yet. What's yours?

Sean Bateman: I don't even know.