Laurel Ayres Quotes in The Associate (1996)

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Laurel Ayres Quotes:

  • Frank: You better be premenstral.

    Laurel Ayres: Baby, if I was premenstral, you'd be dead.

  • Loan Officer: Do you have any assets?

    Laurel Ayres: Well, yeah. I have drive and courage and ambition. And if you'll look at the prospectus, you'll notice that I have a very, very sound business mind too.

    Loan Officer: I was thinking more like stocks, bonds, property.

    Laurel Ayres: Ah. Now, we're starting to sound a little like a "men's bank", now, aren't we?

    Loan Officer: Oh, I see. Because we're the "women's bank", we should go against standard banking practices and give you this very large, unsecured loan because you're the right gender.

    Laurel Ayres: Well... you know, it might send a message.

    Loan Officer: Right: that women don't know how to run a bank.

    Laurel Ayres: Touché.

  • Sally Dugan: What are you gonna do?

    Laurel Ayres: I'm goon perpetrate a great big whammy!

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