Laura Kensington Quotes in The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001)

C.W. Briggs: They say, I always get my man.

Laura Kensington: Me too.

Laura Kensington: I have a strawberry birthmark on my thigh. Want to see it?

C.W. Briggs: Sure, when can I take the full tour?

Laura Kensington: You have a fresh mouth. I don't think I like it.

C.W.: I tend to grow on people. We could meet later and I could grow on you.

C.W.: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.

Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.

C.W.: I used to date the six of spades.

Laura Kensington: I'll slip into something a little bit more comfortable. Wait for me in bed.

C.W.: More comfortable than that? What are you gonna put on, Jergens lotion?

C.W.: Did I really throw you out of bed?

Laura Kensington: Why? Are you planning on using the insanity defense?