Laughing Kid Quotes in The Muppets (2011)

Kermit the Frog: [from archive footage] It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!

Walter: I found them -

[Walter gasps]

Walter: The Muppets.

Walter: [the Muppet Show's theme plays in the background] I guess you could say I was their number one fan.

Walter: [Walter opens his birthday present] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of the Muppet Studios.

Walter: [Walter shakes the present before opening it, and then he gasps to discover a watch with Kermit the Frog's face on it] And they made all the difference.

Walter: [a kid says 'Trick or Treat!'] Because from then on...

Gary Age 13: Hey, guys.

Laughing Kid, Laughing Kid, Laughing Kid: Oh, hey, Gary. Hey.

Walter: [Walter is wearing a Kermit costume] Hi-ho, guys. Yay!

Laughing Kid, Laughing Kid, Laughing Kid: [the trick-or-treaters laugh at Walter] Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?

Walter: Even on the worst days, I knew... that as the years passed...

Kermit the Frog: [archived footage] Cancel that last remark...

Walter: As long as there are singing frogs and joking bears...

[Walter and Gary laugh as they watch reruns of The Muppet Show on VHS cassette]

Walter: Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, the world can be such a bad place after all.