Lasse Quotes in Kopps (2003)

Lasse: Radio Cars?

Benny: That is what they are called

Lasse: I will not drive around saying "radio cars"

Benny: Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...

Jacob: Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.

Agneta: [prods Lasse's stomach] What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture?

Lasse: And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south.

Agneta: Hey, Hey... Hey, take a shower with me, and I'll show you.

Agneta: [squeezes her breasts] Perfect.

Lasse: We just tried to change the statistics.

Lasse: [after telling the owner of the "theft", he even refuses first to report it because "it's only sausages". Lasse manages to convince him otherwise] Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report - otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report. Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report - your report can be reported because you didn't report it. And then your report can be reported by us... You understand?

Kent: No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.

Lasse: I don't understand. They scored.

Göran: Doesn't matter. It was a super goal.

Klas: I think your wife has understood something which you have not.

Lasse: Which is?

Klas: That there is no difference. We're all people. We can't be dividing ourselves. We're the same.

Lasse: [repeated shouted lines] CLEAN THE SCREEN WINDOW MERETE

Lasse: Why eat a vegetarian kebab unless you really want meat? I don't get that.

Frida: No, well... I suppose you can't understand everything all the time, Lasse.