Laserbeak Quotes in Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Laserbeak: What... did you say... to Witwicky?

Jerry Wang: Oh, shit...

[pulls two guns on Laserbeak]

Jerry Wang: Who wants some chicken dinner now, bitch? Huh? 'Cause somebody messed with the wrong Wang today!

Soundwave: Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.

Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?

Laserbeak: Autobots have taken the bait! They've discovered the Ark, and returned with its cargo!

Megatron: You did me a great honour, tracking that ship to the moon. Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It's time to eliminate loose ends.

[Laserbeak flies away]

Soundwave: Laserbeak: kill them all.

Laserbeak: With pleasure!

Laserbeak: [caws] Jerry, you are my favorite.

Jerry Wang: I'll do whatever you want me to do.

Laserbeak: [strokes Wang] I know, but my superiors need me to... suicide you.

Bob: What're you doing in my house?

Laserbeak: [shoots him] Just visiting.

Laserbeak: Is your Daddy home?

Laserbeak: [shoots Alexi Voskhod] Pleasure working with you!

[a mother discovers her daughter playing with a pink robot... ]

Laserbeak: [transforms] Hello, mom!