Larsen McCredle Quotes in Entourage (2015)

Larsen McCredle: This man treated my son like a horse's ass, which he is, but that's not really the point. You said you had a son, Gold?

Ari Gold: I do. He's 12.

Larsen McCredle: Well I hope when he grows up he's not a complete and utter fuckin' buffoon like mine, but just in case he is, I hope the people that respect you at least pretend to respect him.

Larsen McCredle: Ari, we sure do 'preciate you comin' out here all this way.

Ari Gold: Oh, of course.

Larsen McCredle: You been on the job nearly 8 months and hadn't payed us a visit. We're beginning to feel unloved.

Ari Gold: I didn't know I was invited.

Larsen McCredle: Oh, anybody spends my money like you do is always invited to my home to tell me why.

Larsen McCredle: I see for you, I know this movie is enormous. It fails, you go down in flames quicker than the Hindenburg. To me, this is just another check.

Ari Gold: Travis doesn't really hate the movie. He hates Vince.

Travis McCredle: Dad, he is so full of shit.

Larsen McCredle: What did I say? You want a boot up your ass?

Travis McCredle: [sheepishly] No.

Ari Gold: Now, I have a son, so this is hard.

Larsen McCredle: Well speak god damnit.

Ari Gold: This whole thing is over a girl.

Larsen McCredle: What girl?

Travis McCredle: Dad.

Larsen McCredle: Shut up. What fucking girl?

Ari Gold: Emily Ratajkowski.