Larry Oster-Berg Quotes in Grand Theft Parsons (2003)

Larry Oster-Berg: So what'cha doing here?

Larry Oster-Berg: We're, uh, meeting someone off a flight.

Uniform Cop: You're meeting someone off of a flight?

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes.

Uniform Cop: In a hearse?

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes. It's a, surprise.

Uniform Cop: Which part's the surprise, um, the fact that you're in a bright yellow hearse? The fact that you look like something out of a horror film? Or, the fact, that you're a half mile away from the terminal and they're gonna have to walk across two runways to reach you?

Larry Oster-Berg: The first part.

Phil Kaufman: What the hell are you doing?

Larry Oster-Berg: The steering lock is on!

Phil Kaufman: Well, turn it off.

Larry Oster-Berg: I can't. He's got the key!

Phil Kaufman: So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle.

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes!

Larry Oster-Berg: Tell me we have not stolen a real person.

Phil Kaufman: Look, the place I get the coffins from probably hasn't filed a report yet. It will be sorted out within the hour. Trust me.

Larry Oster-Berg: Hoo! I'm overflowing with trust for you, man. I feel this overwhelming feeling of trust every time I look at you!