Larry Kelson Quotes in Two Weeks Notice (2002)

George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.

Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's *immoral* for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?

George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.

Larry Kelson: Do those really work?

George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually.

Larry Kelson: [talking to Lucy on the phone] Come over for some strawberry ice-cream.

Ruth Kelson: [ripping the phone out of his hand] Oh, you have Tofutti! You heard what the doctor said, your cholesterol is over 300! You're... basically a solid.