Larry Finkelstein Quotes in Meatballs (1979)

Larry Finkelstein: [talking about Spaz and Jackie] How did you make out?

Spaz: Well, we just kind of talked.

Larry Finkelstein: You had her in the woods and you just talked? You didn't do anything. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

Spaz: I, um, held her hand when we walked home.

Larry Finkelstein: Held her hand? Spaz, you're on your way! Held her hand. In the woods! And it was dark!

Spaz: Yeah.

Spaz: [muffled] I'm getting a boner!

Larry Finkelstein: What?

[removes his hand covering Spaz's mouth]

Spaz: I SAID I'M GETTING A BONER!