Larry Falwell Quotes in Say It Isn't So (2001)

Larry Falwell: You know what it feels like when newspapers call you the boss of a sister fucker? The whole damn town thinks I'm runnin' a "sisterfuckeria."

Larry Falwell: I mean this is the kinda think that makes a man wanta bludgeon his family and go on a three-day drunk.

Gilbert Noble: That's pretty serious talk, Larry. Maybe you should be speaking to a professional about these things.

Larry Falwell: You mean a hit man? Now, that's the easiest way to get caught. Unless you did it?

Gilbert Noble: I was talking about a shrink, Larry.

Larry Falwell: Get real... that's for crazy people.