Larry Arbogast Quotes in Gigantic (2008)

Larry Arbogast: Did you know women are 20 times more likely to be depressed than men? Maybe more, can't remember the exact number - it's a lot more.

Brian: That's good... for men.

Larry Arbogast: Not really, when you think about it heterosexually.

Larry Arbogast: Hey, you gotta swim if you wanna bang at home. That's reality. Remember that.

Larry Arbogast: If she had any idea how many times a day I masturbated thinking about her, she'd probably sue the university. And she'd be right. It's inappropriate.

Larry Arbogast: Missy is a PhD candidate in neurobiology. She's studying aggression in sexual behaviour in Mongolian gerbils.

Missy Thaxton: Yeah. I-I just play with gerbil dick all day.

Brian: [first lines - watching rats swimming] Okay, he stopped.

Larry Arbogast: Which one?

Brian: S-seven.

Larry Arbogast: Start the stopwatch.

Brian: Is he okay?

Larry Arbogast: Yeah, he's fine... Stop.

Brian: What does that mean?

Larry Arbogast: Nothing. Well, the logic is that when forced into an aversive situation, i.e., being dumped into a pool, the rat will oscillate between attempts to escape and resigning to its fate.

Brian: Oh, and this guy gave up.

Larry Arbogast: Today he did.

Brian: Does he usually?

Larry Arbogast: Yeah. See, I'm trying to quantify how helpless this one feels, and why more today than yesterday. Though it seems that Mr. Seven is always a little bit of a quitter.