Lane Leonard Quotes in Snow Day (2000)

Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.

Hal Branston: Wasn't it you who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time?

Lane Leonard: Yeah.

Hal Branston: You got 10 minutes?

[Hal and Lane kiss]

Lane Leonard: [knocking on the door] Mr. Zellweger, please!

Mr. Zellweger: Whats the problem?

Lane Leonard: Mr. Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried!

Mr. Zellweger: Stop who from doing what?

Lane Leonard: "Al Martino bites the big one". thats what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tatoo on her face!

Mr. Zellweger: WHAT KIND OF SICKO?

Lane Leonard: Bill?

Bill Korn: Lane! Hey, check it out! French fry log cabin.

Lane Leonard: [laughing] You're not wasting your day.

Bill Korn: You know it.

Hal Branston: Come on, Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It's given me a second chance with Claire.

Lane Leonard: Hal, what do you think she's gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?