Landfill Quotes in Beerfest (2006)


Landfill Quotes:

  • Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

    Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?

    Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.

  • Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.

    Landfill: Where?

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein: In Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered".

  • Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'll show you how to chug a beer, motherfucker, you fat fuckin' cow. L'Chaim!

    [proceeds to drink a half-empty pitcher]

    Landfill: Uh oh! I think somebody's trying to chug in my face!

  • Barry Badrinath: [after drinking Ram's piss] Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.

    Landfill: I doubt that very much, playboy

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm gonna puke! Hey guys... I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.

    Barry Badrinath: Yeah.

    Landfill: Let's get bombed!

    [everyone cheers]

  • Landfill: Real funny, Deutsch bag.

  • Landfill: If he had it, why didn't he brew it?

    Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Hebrew?

  • Landfill: Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?

  • Todd Wolfhouse: Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator

    Landfill: Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.

  • Jan Wolfhouse: So yeah, I heard you got fired from the brewery?

    Landfill: [Landfill gets mad, throws his trophy] God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole!

  • Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Come on, guys. I'm a respected member of the scientific community. I've been published in four journals.

    Landfill: Which one? Toad Load Weekly?

  • Landfill: [mocking Fink with Popo] It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating.

  • Otto: Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you right now... in cash.

    [opens suitcase of euros]

    Jan Wolfhouse: Big deal. A suitcase full of monopoly money.

    Schlemmer: Come on, those are euros.

    Landfill: What's that, like pesos?

    Otto: That is legal European tender!

    Rolf: I told you we should have brought Deutsch marks.

    Gunter: But they are so hard to find!

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