Lance Armstrong Quotes in The Program (2015)

[repeated line]

Lance Armstrong: I have never tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Lance Armstrong: I just love to ride my bike.

Lance Armstrong: Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.

Lance Armstrong: Attack without mercy, keep your head down and don't look back.

Lance Armstrong: I have the money and the power to destroy you.

Lance Armstrong: I'm the most tested athlete on the face of the planet.

Lance Armstrong: Could I get a bottle of water. - - Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?

Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!

Lance Armstrong: Yeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.

Peter La Fleur: Really?

Lance Armstrong: Yeah, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. But, good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.

Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.

Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?

Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.

Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

Lance Armstrong: [Very last lines after the credits]

[Having just read Depree's book and breaking the forth wall]

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