Laird Mayhew Quotes in Why Him? (2016)

Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.

Gustav: You do.

Laird Mayhew: Yeah.

Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."

Laird Mayhew: Motherfucking *Fleming's* are in the house! YES!

Ned Fleming: Oh my God.

Laird Mayhew: [During a Facetime chat] It's been like three fucking days. My balls are so blue right now, like dark blue, uh-oh. Like almost black. No, I'm fucking serious! Here, check it out!

Laird Mayhew: So glad to meet you. Family baby, fuck yeah!