Lady Divine Quotes in Multiple Maniacs (1970)
Lady Divine Quotes:
Lady Divine: [in church, trying to pray, notices Mink] She coughs, as if to attract my attention towards her, and gave me a lewdly religious glare!
Lady Divine: [to mirror] And you're still the most beautiful woman in the world! Nothing can change that!
Lady Divine: What about you, Mr. Angel? What about those house-robbings and how about Sharon Tate! How about that!
Mr. David: I told you to never bring that up again. I cannot remember it and I will not.
Lady Divine: Had a real ball that night, didn't you?
Mr. David: STOP IT!
Lady Divine: If I didn't know any better I'd swear you were having an orgy!
Mr. David: Well, you were there, too!
Lady Divine: Ah, but I didn't do what YOU did - P-I-G! You're going to jail. If I go to jail, it'll be for other things, and if I go to jail, I just might start remembering. I just might crack that Tate case for them - what have I got to lose!
Lady Divine: Oh, think of it, Mink. We can perform extreme unction nationwide - Ronald Reagan and his family, the entire Baltimore Police Department, and BARBRA STREISAND!
Lady Divine: How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth?
Mr. David: She is not. She is an auto-erotica copraphrasiac and a gerontophiliac, and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.
Lady Divine: Ricky! Ricky! Bring me something strong, something I can get off on!
Lady Divine: If it wasn't for me you'd still be back in Boston doing poodle-nappings from those old bitches.
Lady Divine: I was in agony! I had been raped before but never in such an unnatural and brutal way!
Lady Divine: It was then that I realized that she was using her rosary as a tool of erotic pleasure! She made me get into a kneeling position. My head was spinning. And all at once, she inserted her rosary into one of my most private parts!
Lady Divine: How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth!
Mr. David: She is not! She's an auto-erotic coprophiliac and a gerontophiliac and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.
Bonnie: Yes and I can start immediately. I have this great act all worked out, with this great old man in his late 70s and his mirror, well, actually he's my...
Lady Divine: [in disgust] Oh!
Bonnie: ...and we used to have kind of a thing together, and I heard about this show and I thought what an ideal setup, I mean!
Lady Divine: Get her out! Get her out of here! How can you flaunt your cheap little one-night-stands in my face, especially at a time like this?
Lady Divine: And how about you, Mr. Angel? How about your being an accomplice and how about Sharon Tate? How about that?
Mr. David: [putting his head in his hands] I told you to never mention that again!
Lady Divine: Go fix yourself a sandwich!
Ricky: Is there any bologna in there?
Lady Divine: And some cheese. Anything you want, just, you know, go ahead and fix yourself a sandwich!
Lady Divine: Oh, but I don't even know your name!
Mink: It's Mink, but lots of people just call me The Religious Whore.
Mr. David: So you finally turned dyke, well, I'm not surprised!
Lady Divine: DYKE? Look who's talking, all peroxided up!
Mink: Isn't there anybody else we could do it on? I mean...
Lady Divine: There's nobody left! Nobody!
Mink: We could find someone!
Lady Divine: Who, but who?
Mink: God, there are hundreds of people I have in my fantasies! Ann-Margret, Patricia Nixon, Shirley Temple, the Pope!
Lady Divine: Oh Mink, we could go on for days! Oh it would be wonderful! Ronald Reagan and his family, the entire Baltimore police force, and BARBARA STREISAND!
Lady Divine: [mumbling to herself] You're a maniac now, Divine.
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