Lady Catherine de Bourgh Quotes in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [to Elizabeth] I do not know which I admire more. Your skill as a warrior or your resolve as a woman.

Mrs. Bennet: [trying to be complimentary] Lady, may I take a moment to compliment you on your pantaloons. Your eyepatch. Fashion or function?

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Function.

George Wickham: The crown's funds are being drained.

Mr. Darcy: [incredulous] You're here to solicit money!

George Wickham: I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding I believe we can cultivate trust and even good will with this new iteration of the undead, who seem to posses an inherent power of the lower ranks of their kind.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [starts laughing, not believing] Zombie aristocrats?

Parson Collins: [smirking] Oh, really!

George Wickham: I prefer to think of them as souls lost in purgatory.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [considering] Hmm.

George Wickham: The common hordes look to them for leadership. It takes just one of them to realize that power and then to lead the hordes into battle.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: The undead are like locusts!

Parson Collins: [still smirking] Locusts.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [now determined] They go forth and destroy. They have no use for leaders!

Parson Collins: Oh, uh, except one actually.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [turning] Hmm?

Parson Collins: Oh, well, um, according to the Book of Revelation the antichrist shall lead the undead, uh, on the day that shall be the last day of mankind.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: My favorite nephew. You lay unconscious for so long that when we'd heard you'd arisen we feared you'd joined the ranks of the undead.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: You're a very small estate here.

Elizabeth Bennet: And yet we endure it.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: You must learn, Mrs. Collins, to draw a firm line between the deserving poor and the undeserving.