Lacey Underall Quotes in Caddyshack (1980)


Lacey Underall Quotes:

  • Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.

    Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

    Lacey Underall: [to Danny] Nice try.

  • Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

    Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

  • Lacey Underall: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties.

    Ty Webb: How do you mean?

    Lacey Underall: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

  • Danny Noonan: [trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them] Well, I'm going to college too.

    Chuck Schick: [haughtily] Really... are you going to Harvard?

    Danny Noonan: No, St. Copius of northern...

    Chuck Schick: Where?

    Lacey Underall: [walking up with Terry, at Danny] Hey Cary Grant... you wanna get high?

    Terry the Hippie: Wait a minute! I only got a little!

    Lacey Underall: Then split, OK Terry?

    Terry the Hippie: [leaving] Sure.

    Lacey Underall: [to Chuck] Bye, Chuck!

    [she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves]

    Danny Noonan: Guess I'm a little overdressed?

    Lacey Underall: Depends on what's underneath... come on.

  • Lacey Underall: You're crazy!

    Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.

  • Spalding Smails: Turds.

    Judge Smails: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?

    Spalding Smails: Sorry grandpa I forgot.

    Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.

    Dr. Beeper: Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.

    Lacey Underall: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time.

    Judge Smails: Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha.

    Spalding Smails: Double turds.

    Judge Smails: *Spaulding*!

  • Lacey Underall: [to Danny] Hey Carey Grant - - want to get high?

    Terry the Hippie: Wait a minute, I only got a little.

    Lacey Underall: Then split, okay, Terry?

  • Danny Noonan: Guess I'm a little overdressed.

    Lacey Underall: Depends on what's underneath.

    Danny Noonan: Ooh.

    Lacey Underall: Come on.

  • Lacey Underall: Who's you decorator? Benihana?

    Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.

    Lacey Underall: You were in the war?

    Ty Webb: [limping and patting his hip] No... homo. Much better now, though.

  • Ty Webb: Let me just clean this up here.

    [lift up bow and arrow]

    Ty Webb: Getting ready for the season.

    Lacey Underall: Duck?

    Ty Webb: No... dolphin.

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