Laboratory Scientist Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Mr. Chairman: Chair people, I reveal to you... the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey

[laughs, then plugs the phone in the table and the map appears with Daffy in it]

Mr. Chairman: ... There's a duck in the middle of the map, remove the duck... Remove the Duck! The duck is in the mid... Duck!

[Throws the phone at the screen and breaks it]

Mr. Chairman: ... Oh... Now, we cannot let a boy, a girl, and a duck and a rabbit thwart our plans for global domination!

Damien Drake: Wanna bet?

Mr. Chairman: A Wager?

Damien Drake: $5 dollars says my son will scuttle your diabolicle plans and save the world.

Mr. Chairman: You're awfully spunky for a man in your position

[Uses the controls to make Damien slap himself in the face]

Mr. Chairman: ... How do you like that, Mr. Slap-Yourself-In-Your-Own-Face"?

[Gives the controls to the Laboratory Scientist]

Mr. Chairman: [to the Scientist] Give him a good zets every once in a while

[gives the controls to the scientist]

Mr. Chairman: .

Laboratory Scientist: My pleasure

[then continues making Damien slap himself]

Laboratory Scientist: .