Kyle Jacobs Quotes in It's Pat: The Movie (1994)

[Pat falls down a flight of stairs]

Kyle Jacobs: Are you all right... um... um... you there?

Chris: Yeah, hon. Did you break anything?

Pat Riley: Oh, I crushed my nuts!

Kyle Jacobs: Ooooh, that's got to hurt!

Pat Riley: Oh, shoot!

[holding up crushed walnuts]

Pat Riley: There goes my afternoon snack!

Kyle Jacobs: [after reading Pat's diary] That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of... every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair!