Kyle Jacobs Quotes in It's Pat: The Movie (1994)
Kyle Jacobs Quotes:
[Pat falls down a flight of stairs]
Kyle Jacobs: Are you all right... um... um... you there?
Chris: Yeah, hon. Did you break anything?
Pat Riley: Oh, I crushed my nuts!
Kyle Jacobs: Ooooh, that's got to hurt!
Pat Riley: Oh, shoot!
[holding up crushed walnuts]
Pat Riley: There goes my afternoon snack!-- Kyle Jacobs
Kyle Jacobs: [after reading Pat's diary] That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of... every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair!-- Kyle Jacobs
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