Kuni Quotes in UHF (1989)

[On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]

Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...

[Hiro-san emerges, carrying a table with a box]

Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

[Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]

Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box!

[the audience applauses]

Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!

[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]

Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

Kuni: [jumps out from behind a door marked "Supplies"] Supplies!

Kuni: [George and Bob walk by karate studio, when a student comes crashing through the second-story window. He looks up to see Kuni] Hey, George!

George Newman: Hey, Kuni! Beginner's class today?

Kuni: Yeah, and they're so stupid!

[another student crashes through the window]

Kuni: STUUUUPIIIIIID!