Kuni Quotes in UHF (1989)
[On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]
Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...
[Hiro-san emerges, carrying a table with a box]
Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?
[Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]
Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box!
[the audience applauses]
Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!
[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!
Kuni: [jumps out from behind a door marked "Supplies"] Supplies!
Kuni: [George and Bob walk by karate studio, when a student comes crashing through the second-story window. He looks up to see Kuni] Hey, George!
George Newman: Hey, Kuni! Beginner's class today?
Kuni: Yeah, and they're so stupid!
[another student crashes through the window]
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Characters on UHF (1989)
- Stanley Spadowski
- Phyllis Weaver
- Bob Steckler
- George Newman
- Sy Greenblum
- R.J. Fletcher
- Richard Fletcher
- Little Weasel
- Movie Announcer
- Pamela Finklestein
- Joe Earley
- Killer Thug
- Timid Man
- Conan the Librarian
- Young book customer
- Raul Hernandez
- Teri Campbell
- Earl Ramsey
- Harvey Bilchik
- Animal Deliveryman
- Crazy Ernie
- Esther Bilchik
- FCC Man