Krusty the Clown Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Krusty the Clown Quotes:
Russ Cargill: Springfield has become...
Man: Woooo! Springfield!
Russ Cargill: ...the most polluted city in the history of the planet.
Krusty the Clown: Drama queen!
Krusty the Clown: If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
Krusty the Clown: Perfect. Cut. Print. Kill the pig.
Homer Simpson: What... you can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
Lisa Simpson: Our crisis level will be here.
Lenny: That's not so bad.
Lisa Simpson: No, this forklift is messed up.
[the forklift goes crazy until it is back to normal]
Lisa Simpson: Am I getting through to anyone?
Krusty the Clown: Hell yeah, we need a new one of those things!
[Homer and Bart are at a table. We see an interior shot of Homer's mouth as he eats. Bart is angry]
Homer Simpson: Hey, what's with you?
Bart Simpson: You really wanna know?
Homer Simpson: Of course I do. What kind of father wouldn't care about
Homer Simpson: a pig wearing a hat!
[Krusty the Clown is filming a commercial]
Krusty the Clown: Hey hey! It's your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
[He laughs and then takes a bite of the sandwich]
Krusty the Clown: Mmm!
Director: And... we're clear.
[Krusty spits out the sandwich]
Krusty the Clown: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
[a saw is held up to the pig. It squeals in terror]
Homer Simpson: [gasps] What? You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
[the pig runs across to Homer, giving him a forlorn look. To the tune of 'Happy Together', Homer briefly imagines himself and the pig dancing in a field. He picks up the pig]
Homer Simpson: You're coming home with me.
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Characters on The Simpsons Movie (2007)
- Tom Hanks
- Russ Cargill
- President Schwarzenegger
- Marge Simpson
- Homer Simpson
- NSA Worker
- Bart Simpson
- Ned Flanders
- Todd Flanders
- Chief Wiggum
- Fat Tony
- Lisa Simpson
- Rod Flanders
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Barney Gumble
- Tre Cool
- Mike Dirnt
- Toll Booth Man
- Professor Frink
- Ralph Wiggum
- Mayor Quimby
- Montgomery Burns
- Maggie Simpson
- EPA Passenger
- Dr. Hibbert
- Girl on Phone
- Boy on Phone
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen
- EPA Official
- TV Dad
- TV Daughter
- TV Son
- Agnes Skinner
- Panicky Man
- Jimbo Jones
- Comic Book Guy
- Angry Mob
- Dr. Nick
- Kent Brockman
- News Text
- Male EPA Worker
- Helen Lovejoy
- Cookie Kwan
- Lindsey Naegle
- Medicine Woman
- Sweet Old Lady