Kristoff Quotes in Frozen (2013)


Kristoff Quotes:

  • Kristoff: Your hair it's turning white.

    Anna: Does it look bad?


    Kristoff: No.

    Olaf: You hesitated.

  • [after listening to Olaf sing about his dreams of summer]

    Kristoff: I'm gonna tell him.

    Anna: Don't you dare!

  • Kristoff: Hey guys!

    Anna: They're rocks.

    Kristoff: [off in the distance] You are a sight for sore eyes.

    Olaf: [whispering] He's crazy!

    Kristoff: Hey, whoa, I don't even recognize you. You've lost so much weight.

    Olaf: [whispering to Anna] I'll distract them while you run.

    [loud, slow voice]

    Olaf: Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to meet you!


    Olaf: Because I love you, Anna, I insist you run.

    [loud, slow voice]

    Olaf: I understand you're love experts. Ooh!


    Olaf: Why aren't you running?

  • Anna: Are you all right?

    Kristoff: Yeah. I have a thick skull.

    Olaf: I don't have a skull. Or bones.

  • Anna: Olaf, did Elsa build you?

    Olaf: Yeah. Why?

    Anna: Do you know where she is?

    Kristoff: [examining Olaf's arm] Fascinating.

    Olaf: Yeah. Why?

    Anna: Do you think you could show us the way?

    Olaf: Yeah. Why?

    Kristoff: [still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work?

    [gets slapped by Olaf's arm]

    Kristoff: Ow!

    Olaf: [talking to Kristoff while putting his arm back on] Stop it Sven. Try and focus here.

    [back to Anna]

    Olaf: Yeah. Why?

    Kristoff: I'll tell you why, we need Elsa to bring back summer.

    Olaf: Summer?

    Anna: Mmm-hmm.

    Olaf: Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot.

    Kristoff: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.

    Olaf: Nope!

  • [after arriving at Elsa's ice palace]

    Kristoff: Whoa. Now that's ice. I might cry.

    Anna: Go ahead. I won't judge.

  • Anna: [after explaining the features of the new sled] Do you like it?

    Kristoff: Like it? I love it!

    [spins her around]

    Kristoff: I could kiss you!

    [puts her down]

    Kristoff: I could. I mean, I'd like to. I. May I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?

    Anna: [kisses him on the cheek] We may.

    [Kristoff kisses Anna]

  • Kristoff: So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice crazy?

    Anna: Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know that day. She said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...

    Kristoff: [Interrupts] Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day?

    Anna: Yeah. Anyway I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove...

    Kristoff: [Interrupts] Hang on, you mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?

    Anna: Yes, pay attention, but the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt...

    Kristoff: [Interrupts] Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

    Anna: Yes, they did.

    [Moves further away from Kristoff]

  • [Looking at the remnants of Kristoff's sled]

    Anna: Whoa. I'll replace your sled, and everything in it. And I understand if you don't want to help me anymore.

    Kristoff: [to Sven] Of course I don't want to help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing's ruined me for helping anyone ever again.

    [as Sven]

    Kristoff: She'll die on her own.

    [Normal voice]

    Kristoff: I can live with that.

    [as Sven]

    Kristoff: But you won't get your new sled if she's dead.

    [Normal voice]

    Kristoff: Sometimes I really don't like you.

    [to Anna]

    Kristoff: Hold up! We're coming.

    Anna: You are? I mean, sure, I'll let you tag along.

  • Kristoff: You want to talk about a problem? I sell ice for a living.

    Anna: Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. That is really. Ahem. That's unfortunate.

  • [from film trailer]

    Kristoff: Now we just have to survive this blizzard.

    Anna: That's no blizzard. That's my sister.

  • Olaf: I can't feel my legs!

    Kristoff: Those are my legs.

    Olaf: [as his lower body runs by] Ooh, do me a favor and grab my butt.

    [Kristoff grabs Olaf's lower body and puts the rest of him on top]

    Olaf: Ah, that feels better.

  • Kristoff: You almost set me on fire!

    Anna: But I didn't.

  • Anna: But I want to help!

    Kristoff: No! I don't trust your judgement!

    Anna: Excuse me?

    Kristoff: Who marries a man they just met?

    Anna: It's true love!

  • Anna: Kristopher!

    Kristoff: It's Kristoff!

  • Kristoff: Worry about your hair!

    Anna: What? I just fell off a cliff. You should see your hair.

  • [Kristoff watches as his sled falls off a cliff and burns in a fiery explosion]

    Kristoff: Ahh, and I just paid it off!

  • Kristoff: [to Anna, who put her feet on his sled] Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?

    [Spits on sled to clean it]

  • [last lines]

    Anna: I like the open gates.

    Elsa: We are never closing them again.

    [uses her magic to give Anna a pair of skates]

    Anna: Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skate.

    Elsa: [pulling her] Come on! You can do it!

    Kristoff: Look out. Reindeer coming through.

    Anna: I got it, I got it. I don't got it, I don't got it.

    Olaf: Hey, guys!

    Elsa: That's it, Olaf.

    Olaf: Glide and pivot. And glide and pivot.

    Elsa: Go!

    [laughs, pan out with triumphant instrumental reprise of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"]

  • Bulda: Take off your clothes. I'll wash them.

    Kristoff: No! No, I'm going to keep my clothes on.

  • Anna: [knocking on the doors of Elsa's ice palace] It opened. That's a first. Oh, you should probably wait out here.

    Kristoff: What?

    Anna: Last time I introduced her to a guy, she froze everything.

  • Anna: But Hans is not a stranger.

    Kristoff: Oh yeah? What's his last name?

    Anna: Of the Southern aisles.

    Kristoff: What's his favourite food?

    Anna: Sandwiches.

    Kristoff: Best friends name?

    Anna: Probably John.

    Kristoff: Eye color?

    Anna: Dreamy.

    Kristoff: Foot size?

    Anna: Foot size doesn't matter.

    Kristoff: Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

    Anna: Picks his nose?

    Kristoff: And eats it.

    Anna: Excuse me sir, he is a prince.

    Kristoff: All men do it.

    Anna: Ew.

  • Anna: [seeing a mountain in their way] What now?

    Kristoff: Hmm. It's too steep. I've only got one rope and you don't know how to climb mountains.

    Anna: Says who?

    Kristoff: What are you doing?

    Anna: [having started to climb the mountain] I'm going to see my sister!

    Kristoff: You're gonna kill yourself. I wouldn't put my foot there.

    Anna: [plants her foot and it slips] You're distracting me.

    Kristoff: Or there. How do you know Elsa even wants to see you?

    Anna: All right, I'm just blocking you out because I gotta concentrate here.

    Kristoff: You know, most people who disappear into the mountains want to be alone.

    Anna: Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you.

    Kristoff: I'm not alone. I have friends, remember?

    Anna: [sarcastically] You mean the love experts?

    Kristoff: Yes, the love experts.

    Anna: [struggling] Please tell me I'm almost there.

    [She's shown to be just a few feet off the ground]

    Anna: Does the air seem a bit thin to you up here?

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