Krishna Vasudev Yadav Quotes in OMG: Oh My God! (2012)

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: [dropping Kanji off at a street corner] Go straight then left, then right, then left, and your house will be next.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: If you can drop me here then you can drop me at my house.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: My job is to show the way. It's your job to find destiny.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Like a worshipper is incomplete without God, likewise God is also incomplete without a true worshipper.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: I am Krishna that's why I do magic... I am not Krishna because I do magic.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Hello.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: Who is it?

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: God.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: What?

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: If you were Muslim, I'd be your messenger. if you would be Christian, then Jesus. You are a Hindu. That's why Krishna.

[Krishna now legally owns Kanji's house]

Kanji Lalji Mehta: What is this? How could he sell my house? I was about to pay him.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: But I've already paid him.

Kanji Lalji Mehta: It's not possible! This is MY house!

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Relax. Chill, chill. When you get the "act of God" money, to the God you can pay back and I'll go from here. By the way, I'll leave as soon as my project is over.

Krishna Vasudev Yadav: Like a devotee is incomplete without God... just like that even God is incomplete without a true devotee.