Kris Quotes in YPF (2007)

Matt: I'm closer to you than you are to me.

Kris: How the fuck does that work?

Kris: Would you treat me different if you knew I had been with a few Asian guys?

Laura: If YOU had been with a guy... A few "Asian" guys? That is way too specific!

Kris: Okay. Calm down.

Katerina: You look tired... stressed... tense.

Kris: Yeah. That's because I am.

Katerina: Well... I don't wear the uniform for nothing. Do you want to play doctor?

Kris: Now? With everything that's... going on?

Katerina: Well I'm sure I can make you feel better.

Kris: Screw doctor. Let's play gynecologist.

[Kris is rummaging through an enormous shoulder-bag and not meeting Jeff's eyes]

Kris: Why do you take the train?

Jeff: Why do I take the train?

Kris: Yeah, it's just, everyone who takes the train is either homeless or they had their license revoked or, you know.

Jeff: Do you want to see my driver's license?

Kris: No.

Kris: Love everyone or love no one.

Kris: If one woman can't love me, then no woman can.