Kramer Quotes in Inspector Gadget (1999)
Kramer Quotes:
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[Scolex contemplates on a nickname]
Scolex: Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sikes: How 'bout Captain Claw?
Kramer: Or Santa Claw?
Scolex: Just Claw, one word... like Madonna.
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Scolex: [on his claw] This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of feel it. Very "diabolical." I deserve a dashing appellation.
Kramer: A dashing appellation. What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?
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Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean: [during a prison visitation] Where are you going?
Kramer: Church services.
Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean: [surprised] Church? You? What for?
Kramer: [incensed] Vietnam's what for, asshole!
Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean: Oh.
Kramer: In case you haven't heard, there *is* a war going on there. *Involving* the U.S. Army, of which you are *still* a member.
-- Kramer
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