Kramer Quotes in Inspector Gadget (1999)

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Kramer Quotes:

  • [Scolex contemplates on a nickname]

    Scolex: Too bad Hook is taken, eh?

    Sikes: How 'bout Captain Claw?

    Kramer: Or Santa Claw?

    Scolex: Just Claw, one word... like Madonna.

  • Scolex: [on his claw] This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of feel it. Very "diabolical." I deserve a dashing appellation.

    Kramer: A dashing appellation. What is that? A hillbilly with a tuxedo?

  • Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean: [during a prison visitation] Where are you going?

    Kramer: Church services.

    Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean: [surprised] Church? You? What for?

    Kramer: [incensed] Vietnam's what for, asshole!

    Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean: Oh.

    Kramer: In case you haven't heard, there *is* a war going on there. *Involving* the U.S. Army, of which you are *still* a member.

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